It would have been OK if it wasn’t for those Russian icebergs.
Is that Brian Williams?
Brian Williams? That fucker gets around!
Actually, that’s Brian Williams’ mother. STOP ASSUMING GENDER!
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I warned the Captain before we set sail – but he wouldn’t listen! So at the critical moment, I grabbed the big wheely-thing and tried to avoid the imminent collision with the great white whale … or, uhh … hold on … let me get my lie straight … the great white iceberg … yes, ICEBERG! But the Sergeant of Marines shot me in the chest. I screamed “You Fool! You’ve now condemned us to a freezing watery death!” But he laughed like a madman, and said that there’d be no mutiny on his watch!
As the ship collided with the ICEBERG and existence grew dark before my eyes, I screamed “Damn the icebergs: Full speed ahead!”
And as the hugely titanic ship … the uh … the Titanic … sank I crawled around the deck saving the lives of hundreds – getting them into lifeboats, and stuff.
Will 2016 be remembered as the year of the queer? First queer POTUS and FLOTUS. End of “gender” bathrooms. I remember when amerika had a culture.
He shoulda brought 457 1/2 feet of rope with him.
If you get the reference, you’re as old and screwed up as I am.
It would have been OK if it wasn’t for those Russian icebergs.
Is that Brian Williams?
Brian Williams? That fucker gets around!
Actually, that’s Brian Williams’ mother. STOP ASSUMING GENDER!
đ
I warned the Captain before we set sail – but he wouldn’t listen! So at the critical moment, I grabbed the big wheely-thing and tried to avoid the imminent collision with the great white whale … or, uhh … hold on … let me get my lie straight … the great white iceberg … yes, ICEBERG! But the Sergeant of Marines shot me in the chest. I screamed “You Fool! You’ve now condemned us to a freezing watery death!” But he laughed like a madman, and said that there’d be no mutiny on his watch!
As the ship collided with the ICEBERG and existence grew dark before my eyes, I screamed “Damn the icebergs: Full speed ahead!”
And as the hugely titanic ship … the uh … the Titanic … sank I crawled around the deck saving the lives of hundreds – getting them into lifeboats, and stuff.
Will 2016 be remembered as the year of the queer? First queer POTUS and FLOTUS. End of “gender” bathrooms. I remember when amerika had a culture.
He shoulda brought 457 1/2 feet of rope with him.
If you get the reference, you’re as old and screwed up as I am.