Global warming will kill your sex life, according to a paper by the National Bureau of Economic Research.
BigGovernment: The study – called Maybe Next Month? Temperature Shocks, Climate Change, and Dynamic Adjustments in Birth Rates – examined how birth rates change over time in the US, depending on the weather.
What it found is that on days where the temperature exceeded 80 degrees F there was a large decline in births eight to ten months later.
Though the researchers found that the drop off was mitigated slightly by couples making up for lost time – as shown by a subsequent rise in the birth rate – this increase still wasn’t quite enough to make up for all the babies who would have been bred if the hot weather hadn’t happened.
I have to call bullshit on this one.
Go on a ski vacation or a Hawaiian vacation with a woman.
Tropical = amorous
Freezing = snoozing
You are welcome…
Where the hell is my $100K grant?
Freezing = snoozing, not sure the kinda woman you brought on vacation. But freezing too = snogging best way to warm one’s ass.( literally).
When the weather’s hot and sticky
Ain’t no time for dunkin’ dicky.
When the frost is on the punkin
That’s the time for dicky dunkin’!
FALSE – Global warming will kill your sex life
A new study “suggest” this global warming thing is due to hot women. The recent data has shown that the ozone layer isn’t to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction – at hot women. Let me explain, back in the day…
http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2013/01/global-warming-and-hot-women.html
For the last 20 years I’ve been married to a cold dead fish and have had the worst sex life. Since the ‘tards claim the planet has been warming and the climate changing in all of that time, this must be true.
Sure, in a nice warm hotel room cuddling is nice.
Better by a fireplace.
However, as a man, I am fully aware of cold weather contraction…
Watch The Hot Spot or The Long Hot Summer or Body Heat.
They do not take place in the dead of Winter.
Nothing like a sweaty, hot, tanned body to um…
Oh, and Against All Odds.
Jeff Bridges and Rachel Ward aren’t getting down in Alaska!
Don’t you guys have perfect weather in Sonoma?
Good for wine growin’ at least…