What were the winning ideas out of Tokyo?
- a gadget that translates dog barks into human language
- a do-it-yourself colonoscopy
- a music babypod for pregnant mothers that’s inserted into the you-know-what
Prize founder Marc Abrahams told reporters in Tokyo Friday that Japan had so many winners because there were “many eccentric people” in the country.
“In most of the world, when people behave in very eccentric ways, that’s considered to be a very bad thing.”
“In Japan and also in the UK, it’s different,” Abrahams said.
“You don’t kill your eccentrics. You love them,” he said, adding that is why Japan and the UK have long been “inventing so many clever, crazy, wonderful things.”
It’s amazing to me that any leftist would ever get advanced colon cancer, because they spend their lives with their heads up their ass.
ht/ fdr in hell
Lack of diversity! FOUL!
Translate dog barks into human speech?
Maybe they could try translating Engrish into English.
Runners up included Ali Ibn-Talil who entered a box of sand.
Oh, Fur! You left your sense of humor in bed this morning….
Bow-lingual sounds pretty easy and straightforward: six “kinds” of barks? Sounds like the stuff all dog trainers know….
Music in your pussy for the entertainment of the approaching kid? A bit more awkward than a tampax, possibility, but…. …not my thing, but, then, mostly, I think people should do what they want. …..Lady in Red
PS: I wonder if the music thingie would make it harder or easier to lure the kid out of his oven….?
Do it yourself colonoscopy? Now THAT’S an idea I can get behind!
Does the nether scope come with vaseline ???
Better pray that the babypod doesn’t short out.
How about turning the pussy into a jukebox to make those evenings in bed more romantic. A little Sinatra honey?
Whatever happened to head phones on the belly?
“Please stop, I’m bored.”
https://youtu.be/qKXDF5Bywkk
Was “Clock Boy” even nominated? If not, then the Nobel committee is islamaphobic!
I hear the do it yourself colonoscopy has a 3-year backorder wait in san Francisco…