The Swedish furniture maker’s research unit put its fiendish mind to foods of the future. Of course, the meals have to be made of ghastly fare deemed sustainable by the weenies at the UN. This being IKEA, the ingredients don’t match what is normally considered edible by most of the world. More
h/t Louder With Crowder
are they muzztard approved? … you know? camel dung rolled & goat milk splattered w/ a pinch of sheep ‘nads? … (any meat ingredient rotting in the sun for 3 days, optional)
… what is that called? … halalalalalalalah?
I think maybe instead of cooking bugs, they should let them design furniture instead. Couldn’t do a worse job.
btw … it all looks like Soylent Green to me
Are the recipes Halal acceptable? Don’t want to upset all their new citizens.
Tri Tips and or bacon, it’s what’s for dinner
Back in the day it was meat and potatoes and 2 veg.
Never bought an IKEA product, never will. Shucks.
Ikea’s cafeteria has a really decent menu and a really good price. I believe kids eat free on Wednesday. They have great cinnamon rolls.
The food:
1. Appears to be crawling with bugs.
2. Looks like recycled garbage.
3. Couldn’t be made to look appealing for those who ‘eat with their eyes’ if you worked on it all night.
Out of respect for all the preceding Lazlo patriarchs, I will not cede my place at top of the food chain.
Eating Bugs will have to wait until after dumpster diving on the descending scale of desparation
I’m not eating bugs just because people in third world shit holes don’t have enough sense to not breed like rats when they’re already starving.
This is nothing to get upset about. As with any new product, it just takes a while
to get the bugs out.
It’s peeeee-pull, IKEA food is peeeee-pull.
And these are the same type that moan over the decimation of the American bison. Were those millions of buffalo sustainable?
If lutefisk is one of them, I’d prefer the soylent green! :barf:
You’re free to eat bugs, Ikeaites. The problem is forcing everyone to eat bugs, while excluding Islamic invaders.
Well……… I suppose in the EOTWAWNI scenario, I would eat bugs and mealworms and such but I draw the line at people.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Swedish cuisine?
“If that animal’s been raped by your neighbor, but not your cousin, then it has to be Good™”