Yesterday was Obama’s 57th birthday and Illinois celebrated by making the day an official state holiday. Fortunately, it’s an unpaid commemorative holiday, though state democrats tried to make it legal, complete with closed government offices and paid leave.
Obama chose to mark the occasion with a quiet dinner at home, in Washington D.C. More
It’ll be a paid Day off for everyone…After We Hang Him.
#new4thjuly
I believe 57 black folks were shot in his honor over the weekend.
Well done. Black lives…they matter, dontchaknow?
Even in his absence he’s screwing things up. What a waste.
Dang. I wish I’d known. I’d been a bit, um, clogged up for a few days and yesterday I got relief…BIG relief. If I knew that it was also a special Barky day I’d have taken some party photos, and lit a candle with those matches.
Best part is that you never have to change the “zero” birthday candle.
How the heck do they know what day Barry was born. Guess they based it on the Photoshopped stolen Hawaiian birth certficate everybody knows is fake. Lol!
Barry doesn’t even know his birthdate. Kenyans aren’t know for keeping accurate records of any kind. Leave it to Illinois to further bankrupt itself with this dumb, leftist troll move.
Uncle Al, um…thanks for sharing?
How did this momentous occasion escape our knowledge? Wasn’t the universe supposed to stop momentarily? All wrongs righted simultaneously?
Wasn’t the itch on my left testicle supposed to migrate to my right testicle?
But there was nuthin. Just like the 8 x 365 of his flaccid presidency.
Absolutely nuthin.
It should be on the 13th day of the month, with voodoo and dolls punctured with pins!
damn, if I had known I was his birthday I would have baked him a ex-lax cake.
I would have sent Moochelle an enema so that he and he could have had clear sailing.
Or, he could be tossed into the volcano to as a sacrifice to appease Pele. As a “Hawaiian” this would be a fitting use of the Magic Negro.
Even if it doesn’t work.
I did a burn out on Interstate 55, aka the Double Nickle, aka Historic Route 66, aka Barack Obama Presidential Expressway.
It doesn’t connect to BHO’s worship center, but instead serves as an avenue to Lincoln’s library!
This place is disgusting the amount of worship towards BHO. It makes me sick.
Gee Wally, there’s an Ebola outbreak in the Congo right now. Let’s bring ’em over here to celebrate when the Obamboozler wanted to do just that in 2014!
S/
Did they serve Hot Dogs in His Honor ?
Corrupt Illinois Government celebrates Corrupt Obama.
Both deserving of eachother.
Shouldn’t the official holiday be on April 20th?
April 1st is more like it.
That would be National DOPE day on 4-20. Take a toke for barry and celebrate (not really) his many misaccomplishments. Why should barry ever be celebrated for anything, he didn’t do a damn thing except to divide the country between those who celebrate American exceptionalism and those who don’t. If he hadn’t been black (supposedly) and except for liberal guilt he would never have been Presidunce. And a gutless weenie McLame didn’t help either.
Totally missed it.
I even live in shitlinois!
More Important: Sarah Huckabee Sanders, DT’s magnificent Press
Press Secretary turns 35 on August 13th. I hope she gets a million best wishes. She deserves our admiration:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.,NW Washington DC 20500
A simple card would mean a lot to her.
I believe a pink pussy hat is the appropriate headgear for this holiday.
Dear Barack
Eat shit and die
Happy birthday dick head
Hopefully somebody got him a MAGA hat as a gag gift
Treasonous scumbag.
It’s a fucking shame you lived this long, you treasonous, unAmerican piece of monkey shit.
The hangman’s lash, from the Capitol steps, should be your fate.