The Bachelor – The series revolves around a single bachelor who begins with a pool of romantic interests from whom he is expected to select a wife. During the course of the season, the bachelor eliminates candidates (see The elimination process) each week eventually culminating in a marriage proposal to his final selection. The participants travel to romantic and exotic locations for their dates, and the conflicts in the series, both internal and external, stem from the elimination-style format of the show.
Hell’s Kitchen – Hell’s Kitchen is a reality television show that uses a progressive elimination format to narrow down a field of 20 to 12 aspiring chefs to one single winner over the course of one season.
I am thinking of combining the two shows, where 20 waitresses vie for the attention of a top chef in order to marry them.
I’m calling it “The Spatula.”
No good?
Okay, wiseguy, what do you have?
Change the title—to “The Specula” or the “Spatulum”.
What? No good?
I was thinking 1 bachelor and 20 potential mates Naked and Afraid style. Might as well see which one can put food on the table.
“Naked But Still Curious”.
My idea is a Demolition Derby type of show. 20 beautiful new cars start out (no old jalopies) in an enclosed arena, while a Big Handsome New Truck awaits the outcome. The cars smash into each other until only one car is left that can still be driven – that car will become the wife of the Big Handsome Truck, to be married in an official ceremony with all the trappings – pastor, flowers, organ music, wedding cake, bridesmaids, rings.
Title of show – The Big Smashup
Cross C-SPAN and Pinocchio.
Noses grow to poisoned pointy tips.
I don’t know what to call it, but it would be entertaining.
“Liars Jousting”
Combine Woody Allen’s, Bananas and Plato’s Republic to get a Banana Republic.
the first 48 CIA/counter- intellegence Classified documents are found ( or leaked to the media) I tellegence agents have 48 hours to solve the case as to who leaked the info and or how the documents ended up in their garage.
I’m in the speculum camp. A gynecologist uses the tools of the trade to inspect the merchandise before selecting a spouse.
Combine C-Span live feed from the floors of the House and Senate with Nickelodean’s Figure it Out.
Every time a politician lies or proposes wasteful spending they get slimed.
A mashup of Big Brother and The View. 10 males and 10 females live in a government housing cell block with each other, and all television screens are premanently set to The View. Whoopi, Joy and Sunny (and the other one whose name I forget) are also able to monitor the contestants.
Any type of sexual activity with anyone more attactive than Whoopi or Joy will result in a trip to Room 101. Any disagreement with any pronouncement by any of the harpies on The View will result in a trip to Room 101. Any reaction other than enthusiastic praise for the wit and wisdom of Biden and Harris as interpreted by Karine Jean-Pierre will result in a trip to Room 101. Activities will range from trips to the DMV with Maxine Waters to continually trying to enroll in ObamaCare to pretending to believe anything Adam Schiff says to “fact checking” Biden’s stories (hint: everything will be true – or else). Masks will, of course, be mandatory.
Over the course of the season, contestants will be silently voted off the show by Whoopie, Joy and Sunny in a closed session and will quietly disappear in the dark of night. The winner doesn’t actually receive anything, but will be allowed to continue watching The View with a correct state of mind.
Wyatt
I think they already did that. Liz Cheney was in charge. And the contestants are still locked up.
Spatula?
I recall a old, inappropriate joke…
I’d be happy if a channel brought back “Bait Car.”
I call the show “RED PILLED”.
Twelve libtards must recite text from the Federalist and Anti-Federalist papers and explain the context.
As each one has an anxiety attach it is eliminated.
The final four must debate Ted Cruz on the merits of our Republic.
The two finalists that survive that must recite the full Declaration of Independence and Constitution, and then swear their live, fortunes and sacred honor to each.
Which ever manages to achieve that without their head exploding gets a free dinner with President Donald J. Trump, which will be an honor for whoever survives to that point because they would most surely be fully RED-PILLED.
Combine the Dating Game and the Crying Game. A bachelor has to choose for a date, between 3 contestants; one tranny and 2 real females. A full report will be made after the date is “consummated”
“Where in the World is Comrade Buttigeig?” Contestants guess the whereabouts of the Transportation Secretary.
New “Idiottest” where Kamala Harris answers simple questions and the audience laughs uncontrollably.
The “Totally Impossible Game Show” where Joe Biden is dressed in ridiculous outfits and required to attempt impossible tasks.
“I am thinking of combining the two shows, where 20 waitresses vie for the attention of a top chef in order to marry them.”
Well, what if the chef is a female, and the waitress is a female? Did you figure in that angle? /just wondering
The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the heat of the meat. Just in case you needed the formula.
“The Strainer”
I kind of like Brad’s idea…But add a LAUGH TRACK!
@PHenry:
When I read your idea, I was already thinking about something similar but with the roles reversed.
A truly gorgeous woman selects her perfect gynecologist by getting an examination from each of eight MDs. The docs get scored on stirrup adjusting, speculum lubrication, hand temperature, and vividness of exam room anatomical posters.
The winning gyno gets the woman as a patient and the two of them get whisked away for an all expenses paid month on Bali. Show name: The Snatch.
Joe Biden hosting a show that combines two shows – Who Wants To Marry A Fifth Grader?
Doc, You always slay me. To funny. They should add that in the current show.
Firing Squad
Where 20 members of congress get voted on for who goes first. Should be a hit.
Combine “to catch a predator” and ‘west wing.”
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call it to catch a president.
Undercover investigators pose as 12-year-olds online pretending to be interested in politics and sleeping around with politicians.