The mayor of Stockton, California, is leading an experiment with “universal basic income,” which is set to start by giving low-income residents $500 a month, no questions asked.
Mayor Michael Tubbs calls his city “ground zero” for issues like wage stagnation, rising housing prices and loss of middle-class jobs that affect the nation.
The Central Valley city went bankrupt in 2012, and for decades it has been trying to diversify its agriculture-based economy.
“I feel that as mayor it’s my responsibility to do all I could to begin figuring out what’s the best way to make sure that folks in our community have a real economic floor,” Tubbs said.
A liquor store would be a sure winner. Careful though. I predict a bum’s rush from homeless camps, nationwide, to cash in on the windfall.
What should your business be? A midget in a tiny liquor store selling those tiny little airplane bottles of alcohol!
Buy crappy buildings and make them bedrooms…………. all the bums will move to Stockton……maybe good wax coated cardboard boxes.
Experiment? More like an unending spiral of increasing demands and dependency. Looks like a vote buying scheme. How can a future politician run against it? Only selfish, racist, misogynist, bigots want to take food from poor children and sentence the elderly to homelessness!
Universal Income Payday Loans, with commensurate interest and fees. And free popcorn.
Liberalism: social experimenters who take years to figure out what Conservatives knew from the beginning.
A moving company for any remaining sane people who will have to leave.
50 pounds of junk jewelry
If the mayor is using his own money, Fine it’s his money. He is free do dispose of it however he wants. But – If he is handing out money taken from the person who earned it. Who didn’t willingly donate the money. That’s handing out stolen money in my view. Politicians make it legal to do such things themselves, other people go to jail.
That being said. Opening a moving van company or Two Guys and a Truck franchise might make a going business, for a while anyway. He can hand over $500 to the last guy to turn out the last light.
Why $500? Why not $1,500? $2,500? These people are losing their minds and it wont lift anyone out of poverty. Not.A.One
Open a training center named “Loot Like A Muthafucka”
How to survive in a democRAT controlled desert.
Besides, nobody loots a training center…
Grape soda stand.
Obama was just a piker giving out cell phones, I’m giving every poor unemployed person someone else’s house.
Back in the day it was selling dope on the street corners or hustling run away’s into prostitution. Now days the thugs have turned to politics, get elected and get rich.
I’d start a business selling hoodies, ski masks, and airsoft guns.
Either that or a funeral home.
The welfare version of J. G. Wentworth. “It’s other people’s money and you need it now!”
Cable Cutters 4 sale
Molotov Cocktails 4 sale
EBT card holders 4 sale.
Colt 45 & MD 20/20 coozies 4 sale.
Watermelons 4 sale.
Bananas 4 sale.
Bail Bondsman.
Somebody needs to ask the Mayor, “If you’re taking the UBI route, how long before you revert back to just using chains?”
Beer and cig store offering only singles in forty ounce Natty Ices and Kool 100s.
I’d open a gun store and only sell KelTec disposables. The week before “payday” my stock would be cleaned out and I’d close the store for 3 &1/2 weeks, re-stock, and do it all over again each month.
Mortician.
Volume oriented.
I’d open a lottery and OTB parlor. Get most of that taxpayer money back into the city funds.
Meth lab.
Oh, wait, that’s the “po white trash” drug, isn’t it?
Sorry.
Crack lab.
izlamo delenda est …
Any gainfully employed person who remains in Stockton will likely need a daily pressure washing in front of their home or business.
Body Armor-R-US
Security Guard provider catering to Nail Salons and Weave retailers
Demolition Contractor – dee hole place be trashed in no time
They are going to track how giving someone $500 with no strings attached affects their esteem and identity. Same morons that probably pay their kids allowance for doing basic chores somehow can’t understand that grown adults would also benefit and further their esteem and identity for getting paid for an honest days work.
Pot store. This is Kalifornia, right?
Any business you decide to open would only need to be open for 2-3 days a month when the checks go out. Your “customers” will be broke until the next check.
Simple, sell Anti-rape pants.
The Muzzies are coming…
This should end well.
The store that sells La-Z-Boy’s and loafers.
Unique names for afro american mothers to be. Choose an attention getting first name for your little crack dealer to be. Just 20.00 dollars and you can choose from a creative collection of head scratching monikers. We can deduct directly from your minimum income payment. Associates are standing by to take your orders.
Same city that went bankrupt a few years ago, they will never learn.
How long before Stockton starts talking about building a wall?
This idiot may have wrote the book on, “How to Bankrupt a Municipality in One Easy (Retarded Socialist) Step.
Hey organgrinder, my favorite all-time black appellation has to be Simian.
WTF? He’s black, named Simian!
You have to be shitting me! LOL! 🙂
Has Stockton deteriorated to the point where the 2006 movie “idiocracy” is a training manual rather than a satire? How low of an IQ do you have to have to think this is a good idea?
Tattoo parlor. Can’t miss.
Business idea for Stockton: start websites like they have in Chicago and San Francisco that locate human feces and murders.
BTW, I took plenty of econ classes in college and never heard of an “economic floor”. Such BS.
Booze, Cigs , Lottery Tickets and Bail Bonds on the side. Hookers if you can get away with it.
How about a Halal General Fried Chicken outlet they can also serve couscous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22SQnsmVOyI
For damned sure don’t open a “Red Wings” outlet!
(or any other kind of work boot)
izlamo delenda est …
Stockton falls under the category of “American shithole”.
This sounds like a plan to push that to even further extremes than the drug trade and illegals have.
Best way to get more of something is have the taxpayer’s subsidize it…..
“Crack, Smack, Horse, & Snacks!” Your one-stop-shop for drugs & munchies!
The one business that’ll make ENOUGH money, to support all the HONEST folks! 🙄