I’m Too Sexy For… – IOTW Report

I’m Too Sexy For…

Woke means the end of beauty…

25 Comments on I’m Too Sexy For…

  1. Someone left the barn door open and the Hershey fed cows escaped.

    Wonder who had to muck off the runway after these hogs were done stampeding?

    Not shown in the picture is the bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken that was positioned at the end of the runway as bait.

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  2. They cannot possibly be making the money they made even 10 years ago when the standard of beauty was still universally recognized. So how much longer will this money-losing enterprise go on?

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  3. I had noticed in the last year or two that the Victoria’s Secret mannequins visible in the display windows went from being based upon tall thin super model proportions to fat wide load versions. In our local mall, the Lane Bryant fat shop closed. It appears that Victoria got a bargain on their ok’d mannequins.

    I have found it is difficult getting 32” waist trousers and real size medium shirts. Often, I have to get a small to fit like the medium used to fit.

    It is almost impossible to get clothing for my 4’ 11” 90 pound wife.

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  4. Re: carnival reference

    No one will pay to see the freak show
    Fat lady
    Bearded lady
    Painted tattooed freak
    Freak with all the piercings

    Soon, they will have a freak show with straight normal weight non-tattooed…

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  5. Philippians 3:19–Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is set on earthly things.

    Proverbs 23:21– or drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.

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  6. About 20 yrs ago my kids and I went to Daytona Beach.
    The first day there was the last day of Black College Week.
    We actually saw big black girl in a dress like the first but it neon green.
    This is beauty shaming.
    None of those girls looked very happy and the clothes were ugly.

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  7. Jefferson Airplane tributes Lizzo

    We built that Lizzo
    We built that Lizzo on Rocky Road
    Built that Lizzo
    We built that Lizzo on Rocky Road

    Spumoni built the ass cheeks
    Assisted by some oleol
    You best believe it now
    We built that Lizzo …
    We built that Lizzo on Rocky Road

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  8. For a number of decades I’ve fished big water, (mostly fresh). In that entire time there was only one occasion where I got a short span of “sea-sickness.” Watching that has reminded me of that one occasion and brought it all back with a fresh reoccurrence.

    If you could possibly determine the sex of some of those beasts, there still isn’t sufficient amount gin in the entire world to encourage one to attempt the task.

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