Long-time International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound has said that the “unanimous conclusion” by those on a call with Chinese tennis star Peng Shuai is that she is “fine.”
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There is just too much in this one tweet for me to not go all 5th grade…
Reactions from various people->
-Not trusting a man named Dick Pound on the safety of a woman
-someone consciously named their kid dick pound
-So Dick Pound was just interviewed on CNN. My inner child just came out and had a great laugh. I mean she could’ve called him Richard right?
He’s a member…
Long-time
He could use “Richard” as his first name, but I’m sure he prefers “Dick” because….
LOLOL
OK, a phone call?
Not video of her with today’s newspaper in front of a Shanghai CVS?
At least his last name isn’t Gazinya
Chinese translation: Bang Wang
Pound, Dick.
I have thanked my mother for not naming me after my father. Can you imagine being known as little Dick?
“Dick Pound white courtesy phone…Dick Pound white courtesy phone.”
Fun Fact:
When he has to fill out a form which asks for his last name first and first name second, you’ll get Pound Dick.
Y’all covered it.
Why don’t all you immature right wingers just STFU. It has been bad enough being made fun of since birth. I don’t need to come on here and have the owner of this site inspire others to mock my name. Get a life!
maybe he should join cnn?
insert jeff toobin reference here>>>
Dick Pound was once beaten within an inch of his life.
When I was in my 20’s I had an attorney buddy who’s name was Sam Alotta. Norm Dicks was practicing law in Tacoma prior to being elected to Congress. There was another Attorney named cox and a fourth named Long, I forget the latter two’s first names.
It made it my life’s mission to get them to go into practice together as Alotta, Long, Dicks & Cox
Remember that guy who used to announce Olympic figure skating?
Dick Button.
I’d rather be Dick Pound.
I don’t think you’re as old as I, but if you remember Watergate, you should remember this even WORSE name…
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2018/06/04/dick-tuck-master-political-prank-obituary/
Once knew a man named Harry Dick!
Then you have Harry Baals,former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Rich Little knew enough to remain Rich.
“Hey, you gotta pencil, Dick?”
I know.
8th grade. 😜
Ya know, I’m glad this crowd is too sophisticated to do Dick jokes.
I am glad to be associated with you.
…Dick Nixon once said in a speech, “America can’t stand Pat”.
Then he remembered his wife’s name…
A buddy had a customer named Harry Sachs.
It could be worse, he could’ve been named Dick Pud and then he could’ve really pounded his pud.
@SNS
The Dick Nixon joke (or is it the Nixon dick joke) that I heard goes
“I hear Nixon has watched Deep Throat four times now …. and yet, he still cant get it down Pat
My ex wife wasnt a very pleasant woman and she was way overweight, but she did have some of the biggest tits I ever came across
Being from the South I always call people I am not friends or family with Mr. or Mrs. last name. Had a customer once named something Fister. Every time I called him Mister Fister I almost started laughing. Still immature I guess.