ht/ kpark
President Obama, in a historic first for the Pentagon, has chosen to nominate Eric Fanning to lead the Army, a move that would make him the first openly gay civilian secretary of one of the military services.
Fanning’s nomination is the latest in a series of actions taken by the administration to advance the rights of gays and lesbians throughout the federal government. The Obama administration has overhauled internal policies to provide benefits to same-sex partners, appointed gay men and lesbians to the executive branch and the federal bench and ended the 18-year ban on gays serving openly in the military.
Fanning, who must still be confirmed by the Senate, has been a specialist on defense and national security issues for more than 25 years in Congress and the Pentagon. As Army secretary, he would be partnered with Gen. Mark Milley, who took over as the Army’s top general in August. Together the two men would assume responsibility for the Pentagon’s largest and most troubled service.
“Eric brings many years of proven experience and exceptional leadership to this new role,” Obama said in a statement. “I look forward to working with Eric to keep our Army the very best in the world.”
We’re the best??
“s Army secretary, he would be partnered with Gen. Mark Milley”
“…um, just what exactly do you mean by ‘partnered’?”, asked Milley.
The next President will need to be, by definition, completely politically incorrect, because he’s going to be firing thousands of Obama’s token appointments and hires to get our shit back in line.
Trump, anyone?
Also:
Remember when “historic” meant s”great achievement”? Now, it usually just means first as in “Miley Cyrus is the first performer to take a live dump on stage! It’s HISTORIC!”
That would make him the Thecretary of the Army
In our current meritocracy, if you enjoy cock in your ass you’ve merited.
over bill, over dale, i am looking for some tail…
Semper Fidelis no more
ok, men before we get ready to attack the enemy we need to pack first. so lets start packing
over hill jumping dale, we will get some dusty tail as the gaysons go strolling along
All according to plan.
Our new Army’s going to be FAAAABULOUS…..!
; D
General Fanny?
“Oooo! Sounds like fun! Who’s going to pack the fudge…?”
; }
We’ll be fighting wars by pounding on the other guy’s chest screaming, “Yew brutes! Big meanies, you!” *sob*
Did everyone remember to bring their gun?
…Stop giggling!!! This is super serious!!!
Just remember, if we elect someone with a spine much of Soetoro’s fantasy crap can be un-done. “If”……. Have a great weekend all. Out.
“Gaysons” gets my upvote for creativity in field punnery!
🙂
If you re-up with this leadership
and have less than 10 years in;
don’t complain if it bites you
in your glutie maxi.
mama mama can’t you see,
what the army’s done to me.
They put me in a barber’s chair,
And totally gave me fabulous hair.
Mama mama can’t you see,
what the army’s done to me.
They took away my favorite jeans,
now I’m wearing skinny jeans.
Mama mama can’t you see,
what the army’s done to me.
I use to date beauty queens,
now I am a bitchy queen.
Mama mama can’t you see,
what the army’s done to me.
I use to drive a Cadillac,
now I swish and arch my back.
I don’t know
but I’ve been told,
This season’s uniform
is SO last year.
Figures as we have a gay Commander in Chief. Soon commando will take on a new meaning.
They already have at least one Army BG who introduced his husband to the audience.
“I don’t know but I’ve been told….Eskimo pussy is mighty cold……well….yeah “….
I hereby rename Eric Fanning – Erring Fanny.
Gives new meaning to “Today’s Army Wants to Join You”
The medal for that should be mighty interesting… including where do ya pin it?
this admin just keeps getting worse & worse .. they gonna
have magazine pictures of the new guy kissin’ his husband or boyfriend .. puke me out .
Embrace the Suck!
Literally!
It means he puts the “man” in comMANdo.
That’s meriCOCKcracy, Fur.
…as those Caitlyns go swishing aloooong….
If you want to take away a man’s desire to serve in the military, make him take orders from some cock sucking, butt fucking, fag officer. That’s the plan – weaken the military while giving aid and joke material to the enemy.
That sure seems what Valerie is doing.
LOL! Hilarious scene from (too many to count) “Blazing Saddles”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9B_9YeVhsw .
The new starfish military command have something in common with ISIS. Any wonder how easily our military will be compromised.
Wrong branch of service.
Thanks for that laugh. Had forgotten that scene in the movie
New drapes for all the barracks !!
New drapes for all the barracks !!