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I’m #WalkingAway From Conservatism

Monday, 6 August 2018, 15:48 BFH Uncategorized 83

I want to make sure that a criminal who sneaked into the United States will be protected with my tax dollars, by the government that has sworn to protect me, and make sure undocumented citizens have safe harbor and sanctuary in my neighborhood.

#WalkAwayFromConservatism

I want to make sure that when a foreign criminal is safely harbored in my neighborhood that I do not have access to a gun for protection.

#WalkAwayFromConservatism

I want to make sure that an illegal alien is not separated from their children. I want to make sure they can all go, as a family, to my local hospital and social services and use up all the resources and not pay “their fair share.”

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I want to make sure a man who identifies as a woman (this week) (remember, gender is fluid) will be in our wive’s, daughter’s, sister’s and mother’s toilet, locker room and changing room.

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I want to make sure heroin addicts have access to clean syringes, because the last thing we want is for the heroin addict to get pricked with syringes that have deadly diseases on them, like the ones people step on when the heroin addicts discard them in the street.

#WalkAwayFromConservatism

I want to make sure I step in as much human feces as possible while walking in a bustling city.

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I want my taxes to go up.

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I want a president that leads from behind, does not think America is particularly exceptional and tells me I’m not responsible for anything I achieved, and that the government had a large hand in it, so they are entitled to keep their hand in it.

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I want black lives to matter more than any other living organism on the planet.

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I want white people to recognized as the evil scum that they are.

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I do not want unemployment to go down.

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I want to pay enormous taxes to combat a climate crisis that has not been proven to either exist or be solvable through taxation.

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You know the drill. Finish the list of why people should walk away from conservatism.

You can also repeat, if you choose to, some of the ones I already listed if you think you can make them shorter, more impactful and concise.

I plan on making a graphic of the short, pithy and powerful ones.

 

 

 

83 Comments on I’m #WalkingAway From Conservatism

  1. I want to force you to buy health insurance that covers abortions, sex changes and 100 pages of items you don’t need at a premium that will keep increasing exponentially year after year.

    #walkawayfromconservatism

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  19. As a male, heterosexual Caucasian, I have way more self respect than I am entitled to. I need to be among those who will vilify me endlessly so I can learn to hate myself.

    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  22. I am so tired of trying to match my words and actions to a set of concrete, time-tested values, principles, beliefs, and ethical standards.

    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  26. I like losing instead of Winning
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism
    I want the doctor ask my relatives to help hold me down for euthanasia
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism
    I want people with contempt for me and my values in positions of power over me
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism
    I want to date the ugliest bitches on the planet
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  29. I want everybody to do what I think is right
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

    I want to lock up everybody that doesn’t do what I think is right
    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  34. Look, we all need to obtain the necessities of life or we die. We can either work hard for food, clothing, shelter and entertainment or we can have the government plunder it from others on our behalf. I found out that Conservatism demands that you get these things on your own! That’s crazy talk!

    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  39. Because I don’t want anyone stopping any third world turd from becoming president of this country using false credentials.

    Because I can’t tolerate the idea of free and open thought to be expressed.

    Because I want no tinkering with the broken public educational system that breaks the spirit of every child and renders them incapable of functioning in society.

    Because I want NASA to continue being an outreach organization for jihadists.

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  40. Cars will be damaged because of Conservative stickers. Folks will be assaulted for Conservative attire. If there’s going to be damage and violence taking place, do you want to be the damager or the damagee, the assaulter or the assaultee? It’s an easy choice for me!

    #WalkAwayFromConservatism

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  45. I’m walking away because single moms should have 30$ a day discretionary spending on lattes and cigs because of the great debt we owe them for crapping out their 87 i.q. future criminals.

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  46. Because Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Mao, the Kim family, the Perons and Pol Pot all had it right and the Founders had it alllllll wrong!

    # Walk Away From Conservatism

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  48. I want to make it a mandatory requirement that anyone going in for a hospital stay sign a “Do Not Resuscitate Order” if a person should stop breathing during the stay, to insure free healthcare for all.

    #walkingawayfromconservatism

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  51. I want white people like me to be scapegoated for all the world’s problems; be denied jobs and college admissions just for being white, and have it be perfectly legal to assault me for being white.

    #WalkAwayFromSanity

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  60. Personal responsibility gives me hives.

    Accountability is an unbearable burden.

    Nazi’s were good at math.

    I need help with decisions.

    I do better with talking points, knowledge takes effort.

    Being a victim is noble.

    Progressives understand passion.

    Facts aren’t the last word. They may cloud the larger issue.

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  63. I want to be stripped of my right to vote, and have that right given to someone not born here, ideally with a recent criminal background who will never learn the English language. I know, call me a white, guilt-ridden dreamer, but that’s just me. 😐

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  65. I want school children to learn how to add 2 + 2 in 14 steps.

    I want to choose which bathroom I will use, and can opt out of ‘bathroom lock’ and just use the sidewalk.

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  66. I want all Southern US border crossers to be given participation trophies, that will grant them free housing, healthcare, education, food stamps, tax-free jobs under the table, drivers license and car, right to vote,and Obamaphone with unlimited talk and text.
    Wait – that’s already happening? I must be fcukin brain dead, no?😊

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  71. I want to live in a country where the judicial system is used to persecute (not prosecute) people because of their political affiliations or if they are forced to justifiably shoot a person whose skin is above a certain level of pigmentation.

    I also want to live in a country where the judicial system is used to spy on citizens for political advantage.

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  73. I demand equal pay for women, even when they choose less high-paying jobs and put in fewer hours than male co-workers, and I want men who claim to be women to have the right to compete as women in all sports.

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