With 60 votes, John Lennon’s Imagine was voted worst song from a field of 20, just edging out his former bandmate’s Ebony and Ivory.
Upvote the worst of the nominated songs I’ve posted in the comments.
With 60 votes, John Lennon’s Imagine was voted worst song from a field of 20, just edging out his former bandmate’s Ebony and Ivory.
Upvote the worst of the nominated songs I’ve posted in the comments.
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Physical – Olivia Newton John
Precious and Few – Climax
They’re Coming To Take Me Away – Napoleon XIV
The Morning After – Maureen McGovern
My Ding-A-Ling ~ Chuck Berry
Blinded By The Light ~ Manfred Mann or Bruce Springsteen
I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston
Timothy – The Buoys
I Am Woman – Hellen Reddy
Morning Train- Sheena Easton
The Girl Is Mine – Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson
MacArthur Park – Richard Harris
Seasons in the Sun – Terry Jacks
I’m in you – Peter Frampton
Clair – Gilbert O’Sullivan
#StopSongHate
I’ve got no quarrel with any of those songs sucking big rubber donkey dicks. I am a little disappointed that Wild Thing by the Troggs missed the list. Truly putrid.
Was that 3 chords?
Is this our version of March Madness?
Where is O’preezy’s bracket?
Your Kiss is on my List – Hall and Oates. Actually, anything by this duet should be on the worst song list. But this song of theirs is what caused me to ban any H&O songs in my house/my radio. And if some store plays this or another of their songs I stick my fingers in my ears and sing “MacArthur Park” at the top of my lungs.
Last Kiss-J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers
Bracket? Bracket???!! I don’t need to show you no stinking’ bracket.
Hmmm. Wrong thread. I thought I was on the priceless movie lines thread.
@BFH-I agree that I Will Always Love You by W. Houston sounds like a cat that’s getting swung over my head by it’s tail.
As a kid I was a diehard Lennon fan but never got into “Imagine.” Now I actively loathe it.
Priceless movie line thread could also yield hours of fun.
Buckaroo Bonzai…..it ain’t my planet monkey boy.
Animal House…fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Different thread that will produce much hilarity.
I can’t believe no one mentioned “Ring my bell” – Anita Ward
“Feelings” I’d rather take a beating than listen to that assault on my hearing!
There are sooooooo many! Don’t forget to include Tiny Tim.
DavidW – Can’t effin stand Hall and Oates. How did they get so popular with that absolute shit they put out?? Private Eyes, Maneater, Kiss is on my list…and I’m sure I can list a few more if I actually gave a shit. Any guy who actually bought tickets to a Hall and Oates concert is an f**k-tard.
Big Yellow Taxi ,Live, by Joan Baez….Falsetto in the end…and She’s amused by
Her Own wit…Raaaaaaaaaalph!!
I didn’t catch the post, so here is my list –
Mellow Yellow
Walk like an Egyptian
Anything by Bon Jovi
We are the World
Black Dog – yeah, I said it. I like Zeppelin but I can’t stand that song.
Wait a minute. Black Dog? C’mon man.
I’ve heard worse.
The Whitney Houston caterwauling has to be high on the list, it absolutely enrages me to hear it come on.
I will admit that Black Dog becomes disorganized in the middle.
I give you the home run of all rolled into one…
THE ENTIRE THREAD!!!
https://iotwreport.com/uneasy-listening/
Maybe they all should have written a 4-chord song:
https://vimeo.com/30116268
(Note: some vulgar language content)
@Anonymous MARCH 22, 2021 AT 4:38 PM
#Top40Sucks
“Blinded By The Light ~ Manfred Mann or Bruce Springsteen”
wrapped up like a douche, you know, a roamer in the night
@vietvet. If there was no vulgar content I wouldn’t have watched. I have a limited shelf life. Time’s a wasting.
William Hung-She Bangs (The Kamala Harris Song)
I think we all forgot ‘“I don’t like Spiders and Snakes” it was done by Jim somebody I think.
“Imagine no possessions …”
“John … really?”
(George Harrison)
izlamo delenda est …
anything by Hart but especially Crazy about you.
Loving you
Minnie ripperton
Whoa whoa whoa. You can’t rip on all of Heart. ‘Barracuda’ was written about their lawyer.
That may be the coolest song topic ever.
@nifter. Oh. Ouch. I forgot about that one.
Perhaps you just won.
I just played about 15 seconds of Minnie Riperton Loving You @nifter for the win!
Truly cloying and barf worthy.
Definitely the worst pop song of all time.
We need to construct a lucite block for you
If any of us had any money to waste on stuff like that.
Jet- Paul McCartney and Wings
Mickey- Toni Basil
Genius of Love- Tom Tom Club
Me and Julio down by the schoolyard- Paul Simon
Escape (The Pina Colada song)- Rupert Holmes
“I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston”
Did she sing that to Bobby Brown while he beat her?
Video Killed The Radio Star- The Buggles
Wait just a cotton pickin minute.
Me and Julio.
I am married to Rosie, queen of Corona.
Back off people. Lol.
PHenry. Was reading this thread to my wife, ready to take a bow. She just looked at me and said, in a deadpan tone, “muskrat love – captain and tennille”…
Funny thread.
Apparently,theres a large contingent here at IOTW that’s into sh*tty yodeling backed up by dogsh*t guitar chords … Who knew?
You are a harsh person @callmelennie.
Focus was quickly dispatched in these multiple threads.
This is a no yodel zone.
@Nifter. Go ahead and take the bow. Sure Muskrat Love is at the highest level on the suckage meter. But Minnie ripperton pegs the meter.
I am an unofficial judge.
But if someone puts up a song that makes me claw my eyes out and forces me to thrust chop sticks into my ear holes????
I think that’s a winner.
Thank you. ‘Bows’
Billy Joe Royal, Cherry Hill Park. Ye Gods! Beyond awful & stupid!
Rick Dees and His cast of Idiots- Disco Duck
Eddie Murphy- Party All the Time
I don’t know if anyone already suggest “The Obama Song” sung by Onazi youth Choir;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtfizIbBDI
Muskrat Love….da Captain and Teneal
RIP to the Captain.
We all have our favorite worst songs but if I never hear Freebird or Stairway to Heaven again I will consider it a win
Hey Jude- The Beatles
Honorable Mention:
We Built this City- Jefferson Starship
Wilson Pickett, with Duane Allman on guitar is the way Hey Jude should be played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI
Not the video I am looking for but …..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-h2BtQzbUQ
Sorry, but Imagine has it all over Copacabana by Barry Fagilow. That shitty ass song used to make my want to go cro magnon on any radio playing it when it was playing all the time in high school… And Afternoon Delight by Starland Local Band was not far behind.
99 Mit Luft Balloons – Nena
And……
Safety Dance – Men Without Hats
Loving You, as sung by John Stamos…’s brother.
https://youtu.be/JP-y810Xl3A
Love MacArthur Park!
Feelings, as sung by Eunice Higgins (Carol Burnett)
https://youtu.be/BTkwILDnvTk
Schwarzer, don’t forget ‘Da Da Da’ – Trio
Yes, it is the worst song.
The pathetic lyrics.
I am gratified that tubthumping isn’t on anyone’s list but a bit perturbed to see Schwarzer Fluss has a problem with SsssAaaaFfffEeeeTtttYyyy SAFETY DANCE! I even like the silly video.
No list of worst songs is complete without – Yellow Submarine
We all seem to have forgotten (thankfully) “Boogie In Yer Butt” by Eddie Murphy.
izlamo delenda est …
Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me Sir Elton
Anything by Air Supply
Anything by Michael Bolton
Sister Christian by Night Ranger
Come Sail Away, Babe, Lady by STYX