“Imagine” leads in iOTW’s 1st Round of Worst Song – IOTW Report

“Imagine” leads in iOTW’s 1st Round of Worst Song

With 60 votes, John Lennon’s Imagine was voted worst song from a field of 20, just edging out his former bandmate’s Ebony and Ivory.

Upvote the worst of the nominated songs I’ve posted in the comments.

73 Comments on “Imagine” leads in iOTW’s 1st Round of Worst Song

  1. I’ve got no quarrel with any of those songs sucking big rubber donkey dicks. I am a little disappointed that Wild Thing by the Troggs missed the list. Truly putrid.
    Was that 3 chords?

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  2. Your Kiss is on my List – Hall and Oates. Actually, anything by this duet should be on the worst song list. But this song of theirs is what caused me to ban any H&O songs in my house/my radio. And if some store plays this or another of their songs I stick my fingers in my ears and sing “MacArthur Park” at the top of my lungs.

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  3. Priceless movie line thread could also yield hours of fun.

    Buckaroo Bonzai…..it ain’t my planet monkey boy.

    Animal House…fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

    Different thread that will produce much hilarity.

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  4. DavidW – Can’t effin stand Hall and Oates. How did they get so popular with that absolute shit they put out?? Private Eyes, Maneater, Kiss is on my list…and I’m sure I can list a few more if I actually gave a shit. Any guy who actually bought tickets to a Hall and Oates concert is an f**k-tard.

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  5. I didn’t catch the post, so here is my list –

    Mellow Yellow
    Walk like an Egyptian
    Anything by Bon Jovi
    We are the World
    Black Dog – yeah, I said it. I like Zeppelin but I can’t stand that song.

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  6. Whoa whoa whoa. You can’t rip on all of Heart. ‘Barracuda’ was written about their lawyer.

    That may be the coolest song topic ever.

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  7. I just played about 15 seconds of Minnie Riperton Loving You @nifter for the win!

    Truly cloying and barf worthy.

    Definitely the worst pop song of all time.

    We need to construct a lucite block for you

    If any of us had any money to waste on stuff like that.

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  8. Jet- Paul McCartney and Wings
    Mickey- Toni Basil
    Genius of Love- Tom Tom Club
    Me and Julio down by the schoolyard- Paul Simon
    Escape (The Pina Colada song)- Rupert Holmes

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  9. PHenry. Was reading this thread to my wife, ready to take a bow. She just looked at me and said, in a deadpan tone, “muskrat love – captain and tennille”…

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  10. @Nifter. Go ahead and take the bow. Sure Muskrat Love is at the highest level on the suckage meter. But Minnie ripperton pegs the meter.

    I am an unofficial judge.

    But if someone puts up a song that makes me claw my eyes out and forces me to thrust chop sticks into my ear holes????

    I think that’s a winner.

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  11. Sorry, but Imagine has it all over Copacabana by Barry Fagilow. That shitty ass song used to make my want to go cro magnon on any radio playing it when it was playing all the time in high school… And Afternoon Delight by Starland Local Band was not far behind.

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  12. I am gratified that tubthumping isn’t on anyone’s list but a bit perturbed to see Schwarzer Fluss has a problem with SsssAaaaFfffEeeeTtttYyyy SAFETY DANCE! I even like the silly video.

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