Myself? I cannot go. I’m going to go see Ghostbusters, so I can’t make it.
GOOD NEWS!!! The keynote speaker is Glenn Beck. People in the front rows will be allowed to wear a Gallagher-like Poncho, not for watermelon spritz, but for tears and snot.
There are also a few other fat and bald editors of RedState that will be giving talks on their areas of expertise. When someone figures out what that is we’ll be updating this post.
Paul Ryan will be speaking via Skype. One step up from “mailing it in.”
Under ABOUT THE EVENT it says:
We’re excited to bring the 2016 RedState Gathering to Denver, Colorado! Join us, along with hundreds of other grassroots activists, as we rally 90 days before the most important election of our lifetime. History is ours for the making.
What history will they be making? Creating a poisonous atmosphere with the goal of damaging Hillary Clinton’s presidential opponent? That history?
Day one features an Ice Cream Social, because Erick Erickson. You know. He’s fat.
Day Three features:
The Next Chapter: Rising Conservative Stars & Who You Should be Reading and Watching in 2017 and Beyond
· Erick Erickson, Moderator
· Katie Pavlich, Townhall
· Guy Benson, Townhall
· Leon Wolf, RedState
I can’t wait until they name the future stars. Maybe Chelsea?
The one thing I am looking forward to seeing on Youtube, however, is the talk by former congressman Joe Walsh. I have no idea how he slipped through the cracks, but him speaking at a #NeverTrump rally should be a howler.
Oh gosh. I’m washing my hair on day one. Then day 2 I have to deep condition, rinse and style it. But even day 3 is gonna be hard for me because yeah, I just don’t wanna go.
what’s great about erickson, michael moore, rosie o’donnell etc is the fact that the can’t hide the diet discipline problem
they’re so smart about what’s right for america, how fucked up the conservatives are, etc, but either can’t figure out how to lose fat or are too lazy or hedonistic to do a damn thing about it
I gotta’ wash a horse. Don’t have one, but I’ll be looking around.
I’ve got a Bingo game scheduled, then bird watching the next day, and then day 3 we’re going to Stateline to see how many cars are leaving California. We’ll take a picnic basket with us, some wine and cheese, and lawn chairs and an umbrella.
Started cracking up again over Fur’s previous caption for EEk – sweaty thumb trying to take a difficult $h*t.
At least they won’t allow that crazy asswipe Alex Jones any where near the place! That guy is a total nut job!
Well, I for one would like to attend. With a couple of my lifting buddies and a Bull Horn. It would be fun.
I have closets to clean
Aren’t Glenn Beck and Alex Jones the same person? Seriously, you never see them together, do you?
If I worked for them, I might be working the equipment for those great conservative voices of even-handedness and objectivity, the MSM. They’d want close-ups of Hillary each day.
I think I’d call in sick, had another stroke or something.
They also have ‘Activism Training’ listed on their site. Is this the GOP establishments version of community organizing? John Bolton also somehow slipped through. I guess he missed the Glenn Beck cheeto meltdown – boy is he in for a surprise!
Can’t make it. Big sale at the local Walmart.
Yeah, I’m tied up as well.
Got a bad case of hemorrhoids needing an itch.
I’ve been putting off an exam by my proctologist, I guess if I went to the RedState extravaganza I could kill two birds with one stone.
No way to get there. My chain fell off my bicycle.
Dianny, there both insane, but which one is more insaner?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xtKsVv1HL6g/hqdefault.jpg
Aren’t you hosting a competing event that weekend Furry McFurrysson? I’ll be at that.
Big Fuzzy, that’s the best graphic you’ve ever done. I actually lol’ed.
awd
I bet it’s a gun-free zone.
There’s a yard sale somewhere between here and there, and they are expecting me.
I think I’ll go because I’ve always liked Joe’s guitar playing.
I’m washing my fish.
Dang, I’ve got to clean the dog yard. May as well shovel poop, rather than have it thrown at me by idiots.
Katie Pavlich….Right out of the gate, she took credit for the work David Codrea and Mike Vanderboegh did on the Fast and Furious gun running scandal. She belongs with these losers.
That’s a Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I have work, a church service project, yard work (perpetually), and rest on Sunday. So. . . .. no, don’t think I’m going to be able to make it. Awwwww. . . . .too bad for me.
Ericka Erickson tucks his dick and shaved balls between his legs. That explains his permanent 💩-eating grin.
“His Dick”
That would have been better than a sweaty thumb. The guys definitely a dick head
I have to sweep the roof, dig a trench and fill it in again, go on a snipe hunt with Bad_Brad, read Grumpy Cat’s ‘No-It-All’ book and trim my toe nails.
Much much tooooooo busy.
Oh, THAT you laugh at??!!
If they give out #I’mwithfatso signs on the way out maybe I’ll go
i’ll have to miss it. I’ve already paid for tickets to wisconsin for a cheese, bean and beer festival, followed by a fart lighting contest
BFH, don’t even tell me you didn’t do that graphic as a “Helmet Head” several time before you thought better of it.
It was always going to be a thumb.
That’s so sad. Or I’m twisted.
“Katie Pavlich….Right out of the gate, she took credit for the work David Codrea and Mike Vanderboegh did on the Fast and Furious gun running scandal.”
Ah, plagiarism, the hallmark of all dishonest information brokers. I’ve got a graphic for this, but I’m too wiped to upload to photobucket. Going to look for a link for it. BRB.
Aaaand it’s tumblr. Who’d a guessed? Oh well.
http://charmera.tumblr.com/post/33747884583/yes
I’d LOVE to go! Can I bring my collection of Zika infected mosquitoes?
I would attend with some of my friends if I lived near Denver. It would be worth the cash just to shame these people before being ejected.