14 Comments on Impractical and Unnecessary Method of Painting
Fur, did you do my pet portrait with a bicycle?
P. S. The wife cried when I gave her the portrait on our anniversary.
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If it’s Obama you’re painting use a toilet brush.
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Bike is painted gold so the rightful owner doesn’t recognize it.
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He’s using the tire to rub off the coating from the picture already there. That’s talented!
That might get him an invite to the house warming on Marthas Vineyard.
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Do the best you can with what you have at hand.
Can’t ask for anything more than that.
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So lifelike. Even the stream of jizz is rendered perfectly. Has to be the bicycle magic.
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Interesting, a black man painting Obama’s white half.
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Gag. Barf.
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Wouldn’t it have be n easier to use a brush? He could have made one using hairs from Big Mike’s nut sack.
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Why did he use white paint? Racist much?
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I agree with you, road apple. The tell for me was him doing it upside down to delay the reveal. No way could he paint that right side up with a tire, much less upside down.
And watch the dish of “white paint” (water) get changed frequently as it fills up with rubbed off black coating.
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Good artist, bad subject matter. Also, paint should have been a turd pile.
My dog does a better rending of Obama and its the right color too!
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I paint his portrait after eating lunch at Taco Bell.
Fur, did you do my pet portrait with a bicycle?
P. S. The wife cried when I gave her the portrait on our anniversary.
If it’s Obama you’re painting use a toilet brush.
Bike is painted gold so the rightful owner doesn’t recognize it.
He’s using the tire to rub off the coating from the picture already there. That’s talented!
That might get him an invite to the house warming on Marthas Vineyard.
Do the best you can with what you have at hand.
Can’t ask for anything more than that.
So lifelike. Even the stream of jizz is rendered perfectly. Has to be the bicycle magic.
Interesting, a black man painting Obama’s white half.
Gag. Barf.
Wouldn’t it have be n easier to use a brush? He could have made one using hairs from Big Mike’s nut sack.
Why did he use white paint? Racist much?
I agree with you, road apple. The tell for me was him doing it upside down to delay the reveal. No way could he paint that right side up with a tire, much less upside down.
And watch the dish of “white paint” (water) get changed frequently as it fills up with rubbed off black coating.
Good artist, bad subject matter. Also, paint should have been a turd pile.
My dog does a better rending of Obama and its the right color too!
I paint his portrait after eating lunch at Taco Bell.