Not the actual Zebra. I guess.
I don’t know, they all look alike.
CATSKILL, N.Y. (AP) — LOST: Zebra. Owner offers $1K reward for safe return in NY
The owner of a lost zebra is offering a $1,000 reward for its safe return in New York.
Richard Myer tells the Times Union of Albany his 5-month-old zebra named Zula was spooked by a branch hitting a barn Thursday at Bailiwick Animal Park and Riding Stables in Catskill, 30 miles south of the capital. more
“You can’t miss it. You really can’t.”
Whoa, buddy, you don’t have to persuade me. I totally believe you.
Which is why, sadly, methinks the poor critter has gone to meet his maker.
I remember some ordinary house out past Germantown in Maryland had a pet zebra. Nice roomy back yard, but for a dog, not really a zebra. I used to drive by sometimes just to see it be near the swings. It was slightly surreal.
She didn’t make it 🙁