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“He’s supposed to have trans-warped drive.”
“Sulu. This smells like rotten General Tso’s.”
“I just need to wait till he picks up the soap.”
I remember my surprise when Takei first came out of the closet. Say it ain’t so, Miste Sulu!
I’ve always had my doubts about Shatner. He underwent some strange morphing in midlife. Onscreen and in interviews.
When WS is dead I won’t be surprised if some longtime “companion” comes out with a Liberace-style tellall book.
Loved Star Trek. Sad to see them passing on. That damned conveyor belt just keeps moving us all along.
More warty than Bill Clinton.
Its either this or the Red Shirt Sulu
SULU!….your stalactite smells like shit….
Hey Sulu, let this boldy go where nothing has gone before
Just attach a couple of Tribbles and Sulu has a prom date…
I believe it’s a Vulcan dildo.
“It’s Sulu’s birthday tomorrow. He’s gonna go nuts over this thing!”
“Maybe Sulu wasn’t such a good choice
for ambassador to this alien civilization.”
“As Spock would say, ‘Fascinating.’
But then again, I’ve always wondered about Spock.”
I was told that this was Christmas Decoration…J.T. Kirk
“What do you mean you’ve ‘seen much bigger than this?'”
“Well, no … it’s NOT a bicycle seat …”
“The Proctologist pulled this out of Obola’s ass …
and thought you might want it back.”
“What the Hell do you mean ‘You’ll eat it here?'”
“Yeah, I’ll take that bet … a buck says you can’t swallow it whole.”
“Going where no man has gone before . . . “
“I heard you could park a Honda in your ass, but I thought that was just an exaggeration …”
To Hell with Sulu! This thing is right up Nurse Chapel’s, um, alley!”
“Man … you just coughed it up?”
“Well, Sulu, think proportionally … they ALL seem this big to toddlers … so, just bend over and take it like a man …”
Where…are…the….red shirts?
“Wish Sulu was here. Need. To. Hide. This.”
Say what you want about Bill Shatner or his character but he was never one for the boys. As regards to Takei, I don’t care about him being gay but am disappointed in him for trying to take advantage of a drunk. Male or female, way over the limit drunks are off limits.
This was the first time George Takai said, “Oh My…”
Bones told me to bring you that sculpture that you fell on in your room.
Scotty, there is no quick on this candle!
Spock … “Put that down Kirk, Sulu has done the most illogical things with that thing.”
Captain Kirk has Sulu’s hobby horse.
Sulu! You are violating the Prime Directive, as well as the laws of nature! For Pike’s sake, pull up your pants and report to Sick Bay!
“Thank goodness this isn’t an Asian stalactite”
“Set dildos on stun!”
Sulu, take tthat Vulcan toothpick out of your mouth so we can understand you.
Sulu was always looking at the Captain’s Log.
Hey! Look! There’s something written on this.
Property of Hillary Clinton.
“ah, so this explains why Sulu says ‘ream me up Scotty!’ “
Sulu: ouch, it hurts. Pull it out!!!
Kirk: Eww, it stinks. Push it in.
“Believe me, you don’t EVER want to see…
1) Sulu holding this…
2) his eyes focused on Uranus…
3) and saying ‘Coordinates locked in, Captain'”
To boldly go where no man has gone before…
Mr. Sulu screamed with delight and fainted when this image was transmitted to the Starship Enterprise bridge.
“Sulu. This just arrived by FedEx for you.”