The hottest new lawn sign amongst proggies is this “ode to a Hillary” loss.
I’ll let Merry Mouse continue-
The whole idea of the poster is so flipping ARROGANT. “In OUR America… Hillary WON! In OUR America…the NRA is the terrorist!” And so it goes. So I realized what the posters need are some qualifiers.
All people are Equal..except Republicans! Love Wins…unless you’re a gay Conservative! Black Lives Matter…Especially to Planned Parenthood! Immigrants and Refugees are Welcome…if they follow the laws of this land! Disabilities are Respected…and given empathy, not excuses! Women are in charge of their bodies…but not the bodies of the unborn people within! People and Planet are Valued over Profit…knowing that Free Markets (and thus profits) are what will make the World a better place! Diversity is Celebrated…Unless you are a Christian or a Conservative!
If I were to redo the sign I would simply put in the supreme laws of the land.
What would you do?
I’ll make a counter sign from the best of the suggestions.
I see a few of these in my neighborhood. I also see signs that say “Hate has no home here”. They all popped up after the Trump election.
There’s nothing more inspiring than arrogant, white liberals that support partial birth abortion.
If your going to redo the sign just put a copy of the Constitution on it with a big FXCK OFF at the bottom.
In OUR America
“I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Gaia and Islam are celebrated. Judaism and Christianity are reviled.
There are no natural born citizens who can be Dreamers
All 100+ genders are to be celebrated.
I think “Beware Of Asshole” would be more useful.
I might have misinterpreted the mission.
But you get my drift.
My neighbor who made her own sign before the election (that accused Donald Trump of being a racist, fascist, homophobic misogynist) now has this sign in her front yard. And it’s been there since just after the election.
It must eat her alive to see my TRUMP sign in my front door window.
“Women are in charge of their bodies”
Keep your legs crossed if unprotected or use birth control
In OUR America, LEGAL immigrants are welcome, people with legitimate disabilities are respected, laws apply equally to everyone, and the safety and security of America and Americans takes precedence over the feelings of foreigners and mohamadens.
The 10 Commandments
Actually, the first phrase should be corrected to “All people are equal…in the eyes of God!”
Those are also called paintball targets.
If women are in charge of their own bodies, why do they expect someone else to pay for birth control?
All the Men are Men and Women are Women
In OUR America love of God, family and country are not ridiculed
In My America…
There is Equal Opportunity, Not Equal Results.
Marriage is One Man, One Woman.
Honest, Law-Abiding Lives Matter.
Legal, America-Loving Immigrants are Welcome.
People are Respected in Spite of Their Disabilities. Women Respect Their Bodies and Treat Them Like the Beautiful Creations They Are.
We Don’t Take Economic Advice From Dr. Seuss.
E Pluribus Unum.
In Their America:
– Primaries are rigged in order to Exclude the Male Socialist from beating the Female Socialist.
– Citizens are silenced, smeared, and even assaulted in the streets when their political views are Diverse from the Progressive Left.
– A Fetus is not Equal to a human, but its body parts are.
– There’s no objective difference between a Male and a Female, but vote for Hillary because she’ll be the first Female President.
– Labels, Division, and the “Othering” of people is bad, as agreed upon by those in the LGBTQ and “59 Different Genders” Community.
– White skinned people all bear negative characteristics, simply because of the color of their skin, and must sit at the back of the Societal Bus.
In OUR America:
Hillary Clinton lost an election under the rules of our nation.
Investigations undertaken for political reasons that undercover no evidence of wrongdoing are terminated.
We don’t form our political views based on late night television hacks.
We take care of Americans first and require foreigners to follow the rules for citizenship.
Riots are suppressed because innocent people get hurt and property is damaged.
Universities that receive Federal funds are required to permit free speech by everyone.
Congress members, Senators, and even the President are required to live under any and all laws enacted.
I will defend my Life, my Liberty and my Republic by any means necessary.
“Immigrants and Refugees are Welcome…if they follow the laws of this land!”
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Proper context:
Immigrants and Refugees are Welcome…as long as they vote Socialist Democrat!
In Our America;
The rule of law is preeminent.
Our borders are respected
We have equality of opportunity, not equality of outcome
Your level of prosperity is limited only to your abilities
The government will never put a cap on how much money I can make
There are no sanctuary cities or states
The law applies to everyone equally
News agencies have an obligation to truth, not their own political agenda
No business or government agency is too big to fail
The free market will determine winners, not the government
In THEIR America, the truth is a lie and blatant lies are the truth.
In THEIR America, criminals are coddled and citizens live in fear.
In THEIR America, blacks are treated like they can’t live up to standards.
In THEIR America, ‘education’ means brainwashing and not teaching what students need.
In THEIR America, candidates who are criminals are elected, with the expectation of special treatment in return.
In THEIR America, they have no problem stealing the future from the next generation.
In THEIR America, civility is trashed, perversions are celebrated.
In THEIR America, someone else is responsible to feed, clothe, educate, entertain….
In THEIR America, all institutions are targeted for ruination, even sports and the arts.
In THEIR America, tolerance is a one-way proposition. Political diversity cannot exist.
In THEIR America, HYPOCRISY rules.
I could do this all day. It’s cathartic.
Most important one:
In THEIR America, The Law is not a code or rules that we all obey in order to live in harmony with justice for all. It is a weapon to wield unfairly, allowing some to break the law fearlessly and others to fear that living in obeyance of contradictory, vague and deceptive laws IS NOT POSSIBLE.
IMO, all US lawyers’ default activity puts them in their camp, as TRAITORS to our society. They do it for the filthy lucre, AND because they were trained in our ‘law schools’ to serve themselves and NOT their country. If all hell breaks loose, the Media and the Lawyers (which included all politicians) must pay their outsized share of the costs to rebuild all.
You’re not supposed to write anything on the flag, so make it pale background.
If you overlook the flag etiquette,
I say, God’s Ten Commandments.
In Our America
Idiots don’t run the country
Stupid people have to wise up
Truth wins
It’s a yard sign, not a flag, go ahead and write on, you can’t play by the rules with these people.
Those are the same signs that hang in many restaurants and businesses on the coast of California (Mendocino, Ft. Bragg, etc). All signs said at the end “You are protected here.” I asked one of the restaurant workers as I pointed at the sign, “if someone walked in here with an AR15 and started blasting away, how will you protect us?” I got the deer in the headlight look. I asked the question AFTER we ate JIC they wanted to spit in our food. But it’s true, that’s how you tell if it’s a liberal business. Ask the question and see the response.
In our America, we’ve long ago realized you are unAmerican.
Good job, Rich Taylor. I like it a lot! Maybe “Your prosperity is limited only…by your effort” rather than abilities? Also, Anonymous has a good line–“This is cathartic. I could do it all day!” Exactly! Thanks Fur, for putting this up. I love all the comments so far.
Just paraphrase the bill of rights: it counters everything their stupid flag says.
.45-70….. How about keep your cock inside your pants?
Why don’t they ever think of that one? …..Lady in Red
BFH could easily create a response to this.
LIR – I didn’t say no sex….just unprotected sex.
In case you forgot biology, I can’t get preggers.
Oh, I thought there was something about “her” needing to keep her legs crossed, but nothing pertaining to where his cock should safely remain.
No? …..Lady in Red
I removed and destroyed a bunch of Hillary signs in the Florida Keys during the last election.
I rather enjoyed doing that.
I have destroyed a few of the “muzzies welcome” signs too.
I will gladly steal and destroy these as well.
The gloves are off. 🙁