India’s prime minister made a surprise announcement earlier today. “He said that India was now an “established space power” and in space’s “super league” because it had successfully managed to shoot down a low-orbit satellite in a missile test.” More
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Still no match for the U. S. Space Force!
The kids have gotten into the liqueur cabinet and they just found the car keys.
Big deal. The Muppets have “PIGS-IN-SPACE.”
Mr. Apu is on the moon!
“Thank you for coming. See you in hell!”
If it hadn’t worked would they call customer service and have to listen to an american named Hadji?
Dotacus!
Whut… are they trying to ramp up Call-Center bidness by shooting down satellites???
Has had them beat for decades,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7gkQ7UkzI
Good ole Wallace “Suitcase” Jefferson… movin on up!
Yeah will talk to us when you untangle the spider web of wires on your power poles and then get back to us.
Good Evening, this is Bruce, how may I be helping you? Oh, yes, Sahib, Protector of the poor, we shot down a communications satellite and killed youtube! All your satellites are belong to us.