Breitbart: Saripalli Chanavenkateshwaram Rao’s rooster cut his throat with the blades attached to its feet on the way to an illegal cockfighting event.
While cockfighting has been illegal in India for 60 years, the inhumane practice lives on — to the detriment of both people and animals. Gauri Maulekhi, a trustee for India’s People for Animals organization, expressed her frustration:
The offenses have been made very clear and explained to the district and state authorities, but they choose to turn a blind eye towards it. It is not just for entertainment that these animals are made to fight, but it is [also] due to the heavy betting and gambling that goes on in the garb of these events.
Karma’s a real bitch.
I guess his Cock got loose and stroked him out. Wow.
Some guys just have way too much trouble keeping their cocks under control, especially cocks with no conscience.
I take this a proof there is a God.
sounds like he got a little too cocky
And your Cock Shall set you free.
I’ve had a fear of that myself.
Not news, he ain’t the first guy to be killed by his own cock.
If charged by the letter, his headstone is going to cost his family a fortune.
Sure this is history repeating itself in similar situations shotguns, cars or poisons have been used. One less mouth to feed in India won’t help much.
Drag him a mile off the road.
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms
So, what did they do with his Cock afterwards? Cook it and eat it?
Well at least he didn’t kill his rooster with his cock.
He went to a cock fight and was out after only one stroke?
He should have choked it harder.
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It’s a SPURious theory that the chicken did it.
In India, chicken chokes you.
Make it a movie: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Cock fight.
Starring Ron Jeremy…
Cockfighting is with chickens?
Damnit! All my training for nothing.
Killed by cock. That’s how I want to go.
My cock is twice as big as his was.
I’m sorry I’m having a hard time buying this story.
Something I never understood and in my youth I went to cockfights, is why they put their roosters in slasher fights. For one, the only slasher fight I ever witnessed is gross and it’s nothing more than the luck of the draw, not whether one rooster is a bigger bad ass than the other. A lot of revenue is lost when your rooster dies, the idea is for your rooster to win more fights, which makes the value of his offspring more. In a slasher fight 9 times out of 10 both roosters end up dying.
In just a regular old cock fight, even the losing rooster often lives, because the rooster getting his ass kicked will run away.
In an ironic twist, his cock gave the man a stroke.
Man, I hate it when that happens.
My cock got me into a world of shit, but not that bad.
You and me, both, Hunter … you and me both …
Yeah?
Well, sometimes when I’m “entertaining” Big Bubbah, I wish I’da had MY throat cut!
He dindu nuffin! He was just turnin’ his life around. Applied for a Doctor of Computers course online. Was waitin’ to get back into The United States. And he loved to straighten Skittles. Tragedy.