This is an Irony Curtain Inspired Contest.
He Will Judge (and try not to pick himself as the winner.)
It’s open until 6pm Friday ET. The winner gets… I really don’t know what the winner gets. That will be up to Irony. Maybe it’s just a hearty, “way to go!” Or a set of tires. I dunno.
The Contest Is –
NAMES OF BARS OBAMA WOULD HANG OUT IN
These are Irony’s examples:
The Muslim Brotherhunk
Fort Dicks
The Flaming Starfish
Okay, get to it.
Poke Him in the rear and lick him in the front.
The Bown House
The Brown House
(Sorry typo)
The Hershey Hiway To Hell
TGI Fagday’s
The MoHo Choom Gang Bang Saloon
Dowtwanna Liquer
The Blue Oyster Bar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtTCIDCQF6s
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The Exit Pole
The Other Inn
The Manhole
Mohammed Gaybar
Big Gay Al’s
The Allah AK-Bar
The Moulignon Ruse
Ironry always picks him self. I need a safety pin. Sniff
The No Fox News None Of The Time Liquor Emporium
The Cockacabana.
With Castro dead, the old place can be rebuilt.
Fellatio’s Barr and Grille
King Putt’s Nutt Nutt
Sup Dix
Snowball Express
Panda Play
Pravda Pedos
Reggie’s Hideaway
he wouldn’t make it to the bar…… but he would spend 8 years saying he was going…
Wookies in the Rear
Reggie’s Place
International House of Mancakes
Studio 666
Queers. Where everyone knows you’re insane.
Mohammad’s Goat Harem.
Barry’s Pound Town.
Silver Daddy Saloon
Ear Grabber’s Emporium
Curious George’s
“On the Cocks”
Never Leave Your Buddies Behind
The Inverted Stool
T.G.I. Raining Men’s
Malcolm’s Exes.
Male in the Chief
In and Out Bugger…
Big Dick’s In.
All the President’s Men Bar & Grill
Preezy Breezes.
The Male Box
The Tool Box. Lol
Al’s Jizzeera.
Man’s Cunt Tree
The Nut House.
Fundamental Trans Formation Club.
Outback Tubesteakhouse
Barry Maroot Inn Him
Castro’s District.
Jack in the Crack
Barrys Hangs Out
Smokers Tavern
Swallows.
Jizz Ta Minute
Rectum Hell…
Barrys Inn Sum Gi
Sphincter sqezzins…
Hairy Reed’s Taphouse
I must be more tired than I thought. I thought I read “restaurants” not bars. Never mind and good night. 😉
Hoodie Goodie Cum Drops.
Push Your Stool Inn
Peters Inn…
Chinnuts.
Pud N Suds….
Two Guys 69 Club
The Ramrod (West Street NYC)
Bottoms Up
Dirty Dicks Done Dirt Cheap
The Man Hole
Fernando’s Cockside Inn
The Southend Grill
Lola’s
Uncle Ernie’s
Karl Marx Mixers
Bangkok Barack’s
Soetoro’s Watering Hole
Barry’s Hideaway and Then Some
Who’s My Daddy?
Key West Sloppy Mo’s
{no pressure, but I’ve never won anything in my entire life} *sniff sniff*
Porkin’ your Butt N Ribs…
The Closet
Dick’s rear inn…
Barney Franks Place;
Y Not Butt…
Yo Hadrian
We know why. Just sayen. LOL
Splender in the ass…
Come in the Out Door
Dick’s Fickle bar N grill…
Pulse.
WunderPenis…
Gaylord’s Bar and Bath
Packers Inn
Fluid
Wimpy’s.
Wandering Anusly…
I guess if it were in the airport it could be “Rear Admiral’s Club”
Rump Ranger’s Joint
And of course the bar stools are upside down…
hoMOE’S.
ObamaGoGo
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Pour Me In Other
Pool Boys
Wee Weed Up
Mens-a
Boys-R-Us
Mens Whorehouse
Shit CreekPour Me In Other
Pool Boys
Wee Weed Up
Mens-a
Boys-R-Us
Mens Whorehouse
Up Shit Creek
Wow…that above was kind of messed up!
Up Shit Creek With A Paddle
The Dutch Rudder
The Olde Stool Inn
The Big Dick Inn
The Little Dick Inn
The Dick Inn (Dykes welcome> Bring the wife)
Malcolm in the middle
suspicious package
The Kids Inn (Private rooms for mussies)
The Goats Inn (Private rooms for mussies)
The Happy Hamster
The Sad Sac
Fruitopia
Around The Corner
The Glory Hole
The Man Hole
Mohammed’s Hide-A-Way
Fire In The Hole
The Male Box
He-Man Woman Haters Club
Black Whores Tavern (white horse tavern)
Chubby Hole (cubby hole)
Don’t ask, Don’t tell (please don’t tell)
The Head Poet (the dead poet)
Mulatto Bar, where you can like half of all the people there
Pocket Pool Bar (the pocket bar)
The Bendover Inn
The White Owl
Grand Central Anal Station Bar
Mofo-Fuk-u
Barry’s Around the corner inn, entrance in the rear
The 69 Club
Casa Del Homo
Double Down Stupid Saloon
The Kiss and Grind
Anthony Weiner’s Bar, where we all let it hang out
The Grifter Lounge
The Purple Lip and Red Ass Lounge
The Itchy Hole in the Wall
The Black Swallow
Cock pit lounge
Daddy Issues
The Asscaught
Man-mart (Always low vices)
Okey Doke Bar and Grill
Uh Uh’s
conservative cowgirl’s “Jack in the Crack” cracked me up.
Me me’s
Executive Odor
Barry and Yeti
Me, Myself and I
(inspired by MJA above)
Barney Frank’s Favorite Place
The Poop Chute
Studio 57
Beef Eaters
The Ram Inn
Che’s Lounge
Drinks From My Father
The Raging Queen
The Bottom’s Up
The Knob Gobbler
Barry’s Rodeo Saloon
Moby Dick’s
The Shaft
The Congress Inn
Swapping Ends for Allah
It’s The Right Thing To do, bar and grill.
Thanks for commiserating BB. I know you know what it’s like.
Ya think if I start up voting myself it’ll help?
You’re up!!!! 😉
No Evidence Inn Goats welcome
Obama Sons Duck n Dive Bar
Weiner’s Palace
Sandwich Me Inn
Swallow’s Place
The Reach Around
Choom With a View
Can’t Pass This Bar
Hillary’s Server Hideaway
Beer and A Manwich
1600 Pencilneck Avenue
Barry O’Bama’s Pub
The stretched neck.
Little half brown jug.
Woodies
Nuts-n-Bolts
The Pump House
Cocks In
The PITA Lounge
Outta da Closet
Drillers Bar
Sausage Packers
Stallion Riders Country
Squeal Like a Pig Lounge
Mohammed’s Delight
Jackhammers
The Fluid Exchange
South End Union
Pipe Fitters Hall
Twigs n Berries
Barry’s Chaps n Straps Cocktail Lounge
The Meating Room
The Oval Oriface
Secret Servicing Club
The 44th Hole Golf Lounge
Blackbeard’s Getaway
Protected Classy
Dope & Strange
Racecar D’s
La Puto Pendejo
(not at the bar, in the restroom)
Five Guys And A Dildo Pub & Nutsack-tattoo parlor.
Saul Alinsky’s Communist Man-whore club
The All You Can Suck lounge
Kenyan Kommunist Kid’s club – KKK
The Greasy Bunghole
ok, just made myself sick … that’s it.
Colon McFagg’s Buttboy Saloon
The Starfish Lounge
Back Door Friends Society
Slicky Dickies
Slippery Dicks
Flute Players Lounge
Johnny Boners
Harpooners Club
Corn Holers Gameroom
The Catcher’s Mitt
Marcellus-n-Zedd’s Playroom
Teabaggers Club
removed by request of the author
Parking in the Rear.
Cock Around the Clock
Muh Manwich
Sick Duckers Bar
Black Snake Moan
Phagetz
Obarma
BARack
BARack Whose Sane OBARma
Not Who we ARE BAR
The salty dog
Michelle’s secret palace
SoHoMo
A pole in the wall
The chocolate hammer
Barack back mountain
BJ’s Inn
The Fart Blocker
The Pusher stool Inn
Boyz to men (free delivery)
Anchovies
(Comes in little cans)
The Dancing Boy
The Bowing Man
Saul’s
Bill n’ Georgies
Fast & Furious
Dog meat
(On a side note, Bo the dog hasn’t been seen in a long time. Did they eat him?)
Himorrhoids
Bacha Bama
The Hole in one
Brown Eye Drive Thru
Fag Bar
I can’t believe nobody had this one yet.
Let me pivot on your problem!
The Back Door saloon
The Push it Inn
tushy’s
the tool shed
the black hole
the in box
the oral office
lube stop
The Greasy Spooner
Lucky Pierre’s
Rock Bottom’s
Monkey Business
The Mooch Free Zone
The Commie Cave
Semen’s Hut And Sausage Bar
The G. SoreAss Bar & Grill
The Bitter Fingers Bar & Grill
Ticklin’ Fancies
Juicies
Ass Grabs
Queers
“Sometimes you want to blow…”
Sticky Buns
The Loose Bruce
Package’s
These gay bar names are flowing a little too effortlessly off my brain. Should I be concerned?
🤔
Meaty’s
Ball’s Up Sports Bar
The Sweaty Chest Bar and Grill
Homo’s
(Too easy 😘)
Sore Anus Saloon
The Rogue Pube
HIVe’s Tavern
Peter Puffers Saloon
Anal Astronauts Space
Goo’s
Back Door Bandito’s Burro House
Booty Bufter’s Brownie King Lodge
Butthole Surf Shop
The Cock and Ass Publick House
Duncan’s Donut Puncher’s Bistro
Fudge Packer Inn
Knob Jockey Sports Grill
Scat Cat’s Bistro
Turd Burglar’s
The Old Dirt Road Inn
Fannies
The Barack Obama Presidential Library Bar And Pizziagate
Jihadi Jari’s Taqiyyeria and Juice Bar
The Putt-Putt Playhouse
Big Donkey Ears Pub & Grill
Meat and Two Veg
Woody’s Inn
50 Shades of Hope & Change Tavern
…Aaaand It’s A Muslim Sports Bar
Arab Spring Inn
Pardon Me Bar & Grill
Walnuts on Pasta
Mikes Dick Dive Bar
Pooters
The Corner Mosque
The Protein Bar
Chubby’s
The Stickit Inn
The Cockpit
The Rainbow Room
(nah…too easy)
Muzzle Moto’s
Muzzie Moto’s
F’ng auto fill
The Twig and Barry
The AIDS Hotel
Alinski’s Poorhouse
Bendmeover Bar & Grill
Kenya’s Revenge
Reamed By My Father
Michelle’s Toothy Gash
The Intellectual Cesspool
That Great Sucking Sound
The Slap and Tickle
The Fart and Sniff
Chocolate and Cream
The “No Cherry” Bar and Grill
The Swamp Ass Cafe
Richard Simmons
BarBelle Curls
A Nu-Male Safety Zone Gym
Ye Olde Rat’s Cellar
The Cocks Exchange
The Buck Snort Tavern
The Cocks Market
annie Go Trump
A little late to the party as usual
A little late to the party, as usual
Turban Cowboy
The Circle Turk
Allahu’s Pack Bar
Ali Bobber and The Forty Queens
The Pole
The Hidey Hole
Post Master’s
The Wood Show (or Shop)
Dhimmi Den
Crook Nook
Not mine (but I wish it was)
Toss my Saladin
Obamasnare
You have to come to see what’s in it.
Traitor Dick’s
Home of the original Mai Wai
Brokeback Marxist
Trayvon’s Who’s Your Daddy Jazz Club
The Manchurian Cantina
Dab & Bustit’s
MANeuvers
Chocolate Starfish
Wrecking Balls
The last time he was with Mooch and she was getting frisky in The Beast, Obama said; The only thing going down in this car is the window! ‘Cause your pussy stank!
Sultan of Swish
The Straw-Manchurian Pub
Bull & Lynch Pub
(Cheers)
Sneers
(where everybody knows my name)
The Best bar in the Entire 57 States
It’s 5:00 on January 20th Somewhere
MSM’s Carry Your Water-ing Hole
Marga-recount-ville
Tears
Joe The Pubber’s
Alinsky’s Elixir’s
Fahdruckers
Hard BaRock Cafe
Baracking the Casbah
Barry’s Backdoor Bar
(parking in the rear)
Proud Barry’s
Muslim Sally’s
(Guess you better slow that Islam down)
The Hussein Assylum – Home of the Crazy Good COCKtail
Ford’s Theatre
The BamBamboozle Lounge
I might get in trouble for this one (please don’t ban me):
“The Bigger Jigger N…African-American
The Brokeback Bar Stool
The Chicken’s Roost
Reamer’s
The Filthy Cock
The Creamy Pub
Phister’s Fondue Bar and Dry Cleaners
The Boom Boom Choom Room
The Hidden Salami
CockTales and Dreams From My Father
Dave’s Ass Busters
Chuck E. Cheeks
The Black Banana Inn
(How far is the Black Banana Inn?)
Dindu’s Dive Bar
Buns N Hoses
The Pube Lick House
The Glittering Schlong
Boner’s Bar and Grill
Packer’s Pub
Sodom’s
Butt Plug Bed & Breakfast
The Rainbow Mosque
The Goat Herders Inn
The Exit Inn
Dinger Lickers
Shirley Temple’s Non-alcoholic Taqiya Tavern
Dinger Liquors
Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria
Fairy Queen
The Ruptured Colon
The Bleeding Arse
Bleeding Piles
Prick’s Place
Gaggin Guys
Mike Hunt’s Back Door Swingin’ Inn
The Burnin’ Faggot
Fart If You Love Me
Mouth, Two Hands, and an Ass
A Full House
Gymnopedia
Stu Pedaso’s Dew Drop Inn.
Moochelle My Bell Taproom
Dick’s Hide-A-Way.
Mulatto Butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs
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The Halfrican Queen
Dick’s Flaming Ass Stool Lounge