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Insomniacs Will Get a Jump On This Contest

This is an Irony Curtain Inspired Contest.

He Will Judge (and try not to pick himself as the winner.)

It’s open until 6pm Friday ET. The winner gets… I really don’t know what the winner gets. That will be up to Irony. Maybe it’s just a hearty, “way to go!” Or a set of tires. I dunno.

The Contest Is –

NAMES OF BARS OBAMA WOULD HANG OUT IN

These are Irony’s examples:

The Muslim Brotherhunk

Fort Dicks

The Flaming Starfish

Okay, get to it.

 

318 Comments on Insomniacs Will Get a Jump On This Contest

  1. Karl Marx Mixers

    Bangkok Barack’s

    Soetoro’s Watering Hole

    Barry’s Hideaway and Then Some

    Who’s My Daddy?

    Key West Sloppy Mo’s

    {no pressure, but I’ve never won anything in my entire life} *sniff sniff*

  2. Black Whores Tavern (white horse tavern)
    Chubby Hole (cubby hole)
    Don’t ask, Don’t tell (please don’t tell)
    The Head Poet (the dead poet)
    Mulatto Bar, where you can like half of all the people there
    Pocket Pool Bar (the pocket bar)
    The Bendover Inn
    The White Owl
    Grand Central Anal Station Bar
    Mofo-Fuk-u
    Barry’s Around the corner inn, entrance in the rear
    The 69 Club
    Casa Del Homo
    Double Down Stupid Saloon
    The Kiss and Grind
    Anthony Weiner’s Bar, where we all let it hang out
    The Grifter Lounge
    The Purple Lip and Red Ass Lounge
    The Itchy Hole in the Wall
    The Black Swallow
    Cock pit lounge

  3. Woodies
    Nuts-n-Bolts
    The Pump House
    Cocks In
    The PITA Lounge
    Outta da Closet
    Drillers Bar
    Sausage Packers
    Stallion Riders Country
    Squeal Like a Pig Lounge
    Mohammed’s Delight
    Jackhammers
    The Fluid Exchange
    South End Union
    Pipe Fitters Hall
    Twigs n Berries

  4. Back Door Friends Society
    Slicky Dickies
    Slippery Dicks
    Flute Players Lounge
    Johnny Boners
    Harpooners Club
    Corn Holers Gameroom
    The Catcher’s Mitt
    Marcellus-n-Zedd’s Playroom

  5. MANeuvers

    Chocolate Starfish

    Wrecking Balls

    The last time he was with Mooch and she was getting frisky in The Beast, Obama said; The only thing going down in this car is the window! ‘Cause your pussy stank!

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