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Iowa Man Given Life Sentence in Dispute Over Mayonnaise

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A fatal hit-and-run that stemmed from a fight between friends over mayonnaise has ended with a western Iowa man being sentenced to life in prison.

Kristofer Erlbacher, 29, of Woodbine, was sentenced Monday to a mandatory life sentence after being convicted in December of first-degree murder in the 2020 killing of 30-year-old Caleb Solberg, of Moorhead, the Des Moines Register reported. More

42 Comments on Iowa Man Given Life Sentence in Dispute Over Mayonnaise

  1. Dukes is the best Mayonnaise & don’t say otherwise. That will start a fight as quick as best BBQ sauce, that we all know has to be mustard based not tomato based. Hehe.

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  2. @Bob: “Dukes is the best Mayonnaise & don’t say otherwise.”

    Dukes is the best mayonnaise 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙞𝙡.

    So are all the other major brands for that matter. Even the ones that say “made with avocado oil” have more soy than avocado.

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  3. Hellman’s mayo is the same stuff as Best Foods. One is East Coast and the other is West Coast. Hellman’s is East Coast. Dukes isn’t available out west, but sometimes if Best Foods mayo isn’t in stock, they’ll substitute Hellman’s..

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  4. FYI Mayo is a raw egg beaten with oil until it ‘jells’. sometimes mustard is added, lemon juice, etc. Basically, it’s a raw egg and oil.
    would you put a raw egg and oil on your fave sandwich?

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  5. I had a very bad experience with the so-called “Miracle Whip” such that today 46 years later I won’t touch it. My good buddy had gotten ahold of a fifth of Gibley’s vodka. It was some nasty tasting stuff – at least to my 16 year old palate. So we made some Rainbow bread, bologna and Miracle Whip sandwiches to choke it down. I had a four day hangover. Probably almost died from alcohol poisoning. I still don’t care for straight vodka or “Miracle Whip.”

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  6. Raised on Hellmanns. Went through a Miracle Whip phase in my late teens. Been living in the South for 34 years where Dukes seems to prevail.

    I haven’t used the stuff in decades.

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  7. I wonder if, when this is dramatized for TV, will it run on Investigation Discovery or the Food Network? Heck, they could film it in Mayo, Florida! They should have taken the victim to the Mayo Clinic!!

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  8. Don’t get me started on mayo poisoning.

    When I was a kid, I went to school in Pasadena. School was at the corner of Orange zGrove and Colorado Blvds.
    Where the Rose Parade turns.

    Schoolmates, Steven and David Register found sandwiches under the bleachers.

    Ate them. Died.

    Don’t trifle with Mayo. It still wigs me out.

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  9. @General Malaise — Funny you mention mayo on grilled cheese. More often than not when I make a grilled (anything) sandwich, I use mayo instead of butter on the outside. It’s easier to spread evenly in the amount you want, and it browns up just fine. Flavor and mouth feel are the same.

    I put butter INSIDE of course.

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  10. Listen to AL. That’s a classic restaurant hack. Mayo outside to brown it.

    So good.

    F you arteries, you knew what you were gettin’ into when you signed up with this brain.

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  11. Jaysuss! What kind of people make fun of something this tragic? A man, who obviously hated mayonnaise, lost his composure when his future dead friend and very former serious drinking buddy, tried to add an unwanted condiment to his bar food. This is considered justifiable homicide in most of best French Restaurants I know of in this part of western Iowa. Chez Cochon anyone?

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