In recent months, Iran attempted to launch two satellites into space. Both the “friendship” and the follow-up “phoenix” rockets appeared to have blown up on the launch pad. Now the Islamic nation’s foreign minister is claiming that we have a sabotage program that has successfully thwarted their efforts at developing ballistic missiles. More
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It doesn’t matter if it’s us or mossad. Or iranian inferiority and incompetence.
The outcome is great.
I’ll stick with ‘act of God’.
Sucks when you can’t get it up!
“Now the Islamic nation’s foreign minister is claiming that we have a sabotage program that has successfully thwarted their efforts at developing ballistic missiles.”
I certainly hope so!
I doubt that we’re responsible for their missile failures, but I wish that we were.
We do.
Its called: You guys are fookin’ losing losers that lose, bigly.
Did we steal the monkeys from their [s]zoo[/s] team? 🙄
You just can’t launch very far, fast, or high enough using goat and camel dung, crude oil, or even gasoline. Just doesn’t work.
@Toxic Deplorable B Woodman – Or if you try to use camel urine in your rocket instead of water.
Same problem when they introduced the Ship of the Desert, the Camel.
Too many Arab Semen
(Yes, Yes, I know they’re Persians….But You try to make that
joke work)
It’s the friendship missile
Who could be against friendship!
From D Woodman: “You just can’t launch very far, fast, or high enough using goat and camel dung, crude oil, or even gasoline. Just doesn’t work.”
We sent men to the moon with liquid O2 and gasoline. That’s what we fueled the Saturn 5 first stage with. Which did about 90% of the work. We did this in the sixties.
Iran has money, they don’t need to do research, they just need to hire people have already done it. That’s a lot cheaper.
This failure should show the citizens of Iran just how great the Iranian revolution was. Look for more assassinations of the opposition party.
Maybe Obama and Hillary will send some more money to try again.
I’ve seen rockets on Lionel train sets that looked like that and they never went more than a few feet either!
Distracted by female goats?
So now we owe reparations to Iran?!?!
PHUCK Them…..
The secret weapon we have developed is called Gravity.
I am happy to be the cause of your failure. Koala snackbar bitches.