Which way is Mecca in space?
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Tehran space program widely believed to be cover for nuclear-capable ICBM
Iran is working to send a man into space within the next five years as part of its contested rocket launching program that is widely believed by the United States and other governments to be a cover for the Islamic Republic’s work on advanced intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of carrying nuclear weapons.
Put a man in space? Yeah, let’s start with their leader, that Khomeni guy.
Well, ain’t we havin’ us a good time now!
Traitor O’bambam, you built this, GTFO
…I’m all for helping them out with this AND their nuclear ambitions! I would suggest delivering both our latest rocket technology AND our latest nuclear technology without delay!
…Over Tehran, around 0900 on the first morning that this can be reasonably arranged, and share it with the whole city at once, then they’ll have more men in atmosphere than they know what to do with…
They need to consult with the ghost of Ralph Kramden…
(no need to retrieve)
Beats wasting a goat…..
Why not a woman? You can have AOC. Tell her she going to the Milky way, it’s a candy bar
Why don’t they contact Buck Rogers or Flash Gordon and see if they have an available rocket ship that could take them into outer space. The Iranians are beginning to look and act a lot like Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon’s arch enemy.
I nominate the Marxist Mouse Dick
0webama Space Program….This is what He was referring to when boasting
of moslems at NASA….In this case PASA (Persian Aeronautics)
They’re naming the first Craft after Hillary….
“MAGIC CARPET MUNCHER”
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You just made the LIST Pal
Mooselimbs believe the earth is flat and that the sun sets in a puddle of water every night because that is what their satanic pedophile prophet MoHamHead told them.
Good! I hope they send LOTS of men into space. In fact they should militarize space by sending the entire Revolutionary Guard up there. Plus all their command structure up to and including the imams and ayatollahs.
And I’ve got the perfect contractor to design and build the reentry capsules: Big Green Egg
Iranian “Pigs. In. Space.” Not quite Halal.
Before, or AFTER, his “honor beheading?” 🙄
Okay, they’re wanting to send a man to space?
How much engineering are they dedicating to getting him BACK??
News flash – the company that developed exploding prayer rugs reports that prophets are going through the roof….
Good luck to them.
Remember the story of the first Chinese astronaut?
Hung Chow (or whatever his name was) was placed on a 1000 lb. pile of gunpowder (wearing one of those dick-head looking helmets like bicyclists use), which was then lit. They assumed he made it to the Moon cuz he was never seen again.
You could look it up!
izlamo delenda est …