January 1, 2014
Looks like the dress Carol Burnett made out of the drapess when she played Scarlett.
Backwards & inside – out as well, just like her brain is.
What is she holding? Plastic wrapped piece of fudge?
Tina Turner sho went to Hell didn’t she?
Hell of a way to start the new year, having my eyes flash burned by megaugly.
No, Cardigan. She’s wearing it as intended.
Those “shoulder straps” carry her sagging breasts, with the nipples taped to the upper arms.
Now, please excuse me while I throw up after visualizing that.
She just keeps getting weirder looking all the time. What have they pumped into her cheeks? No – not those cheeks – her face cheeks.
Mrs. Glock 10mm said “How unflattering. No boobs makes her look as if she’s a man with that upper body.”
If we consider who she cheers for every time a homo comes out of the closet, well….but we know that a Michelle Robinson existed as a female so that theory is busted.
She really is an ugly woman and worse than that, both inside and out.
Aye aye aye!
What a horrible mean trick to play on us first thing on New Year’s Day!
Should be password protected, or at least come with a warning!
I half expected her head to spin clean around like Linda Blair!
If you’re a dentist, she’s beautiful. You can count at least $5000 just in the 2 front teeth.
How does she get cleveage when there’s no bosom to push together? That’s how it’s done, right?
She’s so horrible even her dress is trying to peel itself off of her!
Anybody else notice her smile never ever hits her eyes. She always has on her ANGRY EYES.
God Almighty!! I wasn’t prepared for this…… Cheese and rice! She makes Dexter Manley look puny!
Looks like her shoulder blades migrated to the front.
You can tell it hasn’t eaten yet.
@Boobie – still laughing at your one-word comment. What else is there to say?
Nancy Reagan can do better than that, and she’s 92.
So can Jackie Kennedy, and she’s DEAD.
Just look at the crease in her forehead. Now the question arises, how much of her cross – breeding involves the Klingon Race?
Should be crease & lump on her forehead.
Barack Obama reluctantly hid his johnson in that.
Now we know why she wears a boob belt.
Of course, that is a bit of a misnomer. You can’t cinch what you don’t have.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Money needs to be raised to keep those straps, poor guys, on those manly shoulders.
The new year can’t begin with those mutants dropping.
Jerry, I don’t believe that. Stasha and Malaria were the result of turkey basters.
Guess the Obama spawn were bottle fed then.
Reminds me of “man hands” from “Seinfeld.”
Her smile says, “I hate you”, while her eyes say, “I hate you”.
She looks like a man in drag
“Very funny Michelle. Now could you please turn your head back the right way?”
No child ever suckled on those thin, cold slabs of smoked meat pasted to her chest. Those are the titties of Satan’s prom queen.
Lol moe tom, I was thinking the same thing!
I don’t think those carMel high lights are helping
No tits and all ass…just like her husband.
Reminds me of a metaphor an old buddy used to use: “Uggglier than a sackful of festering assholes”
Jerry Manderin: “Barack Obama reluctantly hid his johnson in that.”
Bukkshit, they went to a fertility clinic and despite her resemblance to a man, Barry still couldn’t do that but can you blame him?
I never thought this before, but after seeing this picture, (s)he was most definitely MICHAEL Robinson before “marrying” Barry.
Jimminey crickets, but there aint a feminine trait about her/him.
“Off the shoulder” does not mean straps sagging past your elbows. She’s such a Sasquatch.
Another ensemble from Mooch’s clown couture collection.
I like women with small breasts.
I like women with large breasts.
I like tall women.
I like short women.
I like caucasian women.
I like oriental women.
I like negro women.
But I can’t find nuthin bout THAT to like …
guess I’m hung up on homo sapiens.
I can only imagine what Fred Sanford would have to say.
Should fire the makeup team we are paying for. Just ain’t enough lipstick for that pig.
Ever since they started shaving her back, it’s been hard to tell whether she’s walking toward us or away from us.
Somewhere in DC, a funeral parlor is missing their curtain.
Man, she’s really ugly in this picture. Can you imagine stepping into a dark alley, and suddenly she comes out of nowhere? I would run. Real fast.
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