Is that Free-Range Child?

22 Comments on Is that Free-Range Child?

1. The young ones are the tenderest.

2. New menu at Comet Pizza.

   The “Podesta Platter”.

3. The Sandusky side dish?

4. “Baby Back Ribs”

5. Must be a Hillary Clinton party.

6. Restrictions: No Mexican children, they make me gassy.

7. LOL is it a wedding thrown by Planned Parenthood?

8. Vegan children under 12 upon request.

9. That’s just wrong! Children should be seen and not served.

10. Don’t eat the “Slow Children, at play”.

11. To the person who made these cards up – naivete is not a virtue.

12. I just love toddlers…. with a side of rice.

13. “I like children. If they’re properly cooked.” – W C Fields

    “I love children, yes I do.
    Boiled, broiled and
    cooked in a stew.” unknown

14. Not even bacon can compete with that new baby smell.

15. Very unfunny subject

16. What’s on the whine list?

17. Ah Tot Roast with a side of au jus and e.coli.

18. A side of Baby Dumplins is nice.

19. Gosh. Another of the Pedosta clan is getting married?

20. English menu translation of the orgy that took place in Rome under the Pontiff’s nose?

21. Michael Moore checked all three.

22. So children should be sauteed and not heard, huh?