KFI: A chimpanzee at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan flung his poop into a crowd of visitors and ended up hitting a poor old lady right in the face.
After the poo landed right on top of the lady’s nose, and you can hear someone shout, “It got grandma!”
Sounds like a normal day in the US Congress.
Must be a Muslim monkey. Not far from Dearborn.
omg, that poor lady
Must be a liberal monkey, liberals are always giving everyone shit.
My wife grew up on a dairy farm. I’m a city boy and I hate the smell of cow poop or pee.
Too that end I never would go into the barn. But. One day when I stopped by for a date she was still
in the barn. I always wear dress clothes because I work in an office. I just came from work.
I went to the barn and stood outside and talked to her while she was finishing what she’s was doing.
There was a cow a couple of feet away from me, outside.
Next thing I know it pisses all over me. I had my back turned and didn’t know what was happening at first. Then as my leather shoes were filling with piss, I caught on.
All the people just thought it was hilarious, her dad, brothers, mother other farm hands.
I was was pissed off. ( and on )
Everyone still laughs about it 20 years later.
“Member that day the cow pissed on that city boy”
Capt. Obvious says, “I don’t think chimpanzees like living in a zoo.”
Damn that Maxine Waters!
I don’t now what we are laughing about the United State Congress flings poop on our noses every day!
…if 0bama had a son.
Why would anybody want a monkey, something that throws all kinds of bodily fluids at you and can rip your face off with one hand, things are nasty.
Which set of behind the bars residences started this activity –
the primates in the zoo or the inmates in prisons?
Or did both pick it up from watching Chuck Ahole Schumer & other Demonrats on cspan?
Fritz, GR is in West MI, Dearborn sits as far East as the MI map allows without falling off the d@mn state. A little over 155 miles sits between me and those degenerates. They are still too close in my opinion, but geographically, we’re not ‘just down the road’. However, if Detroit keeps claiming more and more area as ‘their suburbs’ who knows? We might actually be celebrating Holland’s Tulip Time festival in downtown Detroit and not even realize it
The horror…
When the shit hits the Gran. . .
DrRiff for the win!
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@ DrRiff:
Heartily laughing here!!! Thank you so much!