I bet Joe Biden would take a look at him and declare that he beat him up once.
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Looks like they used an old He-man head, Marx cowboy arms from the 60’s, and legs from a Mego pirate character.
Perhaps the corn is a Playschool vegetable/grocery toy?
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Aaaaaaaannnnd his favorite game iz….
Cornhole!
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“Kernel” Corn to you, citizen.
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He don’t take sh*t off of Anyone..
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Oh look, Sid managed to find work after his Toy Story gig.
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Who cobbled that together?
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The secret identity blending in disguise is going to be a problem.
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If I were tasked to come up with the most ridiculous, nonsensical toy, I would have lost to this guy.
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What exactly is “enhanced scurry”?
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“Oh look, Sid managed to find work after his Toy Story gig.”
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”
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Obvious Plant makes the best toys. Right up there with Bag ‘O Glass.
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Colonel Cobb was a husky man with silky yellow hair, his jokes were kind of corny but no one seemed to care!
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And his Dad is Corn Pop.
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AND THE WINNER IS…
The Great Mighty Poo NOVEMBER 16, 2021 AT 7:46 AM
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It looks as if the labor shortage hit ‘Santa’s Toy Factory’ especially hard this year. All parents take note, buy your children the “Corn Man” right away before the stores run out. The supply is limited and demand is high.
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Cue Gary Larson
Bummer of a birth defect Al.
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Shouldn’t that read “Com-Man” instead of “Corn-Man?”
Dang Con-Man!!! Can’t even spell it right…
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Cornholio’s younger brother….????
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I sent this to you so you know what the babies born to MRNA jabbed kids will look like.
You’ve been warned.
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Print “Better Than a Gerbil!” on the bag and it will sell like AstroGlide in the Castro.
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The story is, his other choice was being last in line in the human centipede or being Barry’s butt buddy, so he went with this
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When you can’t find your dildo but remember there are cobs of corn in the fridge.
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” What exactly is “enhanced scurry”? ”
It means he moves really fast.
There may be some butter involved.
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Does it pop? I can help with that.
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When you confuse the corn popper with the teleporter at the lab.
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WTAF did I just see? What is that grossness?
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I can’t stand living like this. I want to die, but I can’t. The only way I can die is if my corn is bitten off.
Please, won’t you eat me?
Corn Man – the villainous “Obvious Plant”.
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Does it crap Jiffy Pop?
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Don’t know about enhanced scurrying with that pegleg.
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” What exactly is “enhanced scurry”? ”
What you do to get to the bathroom when you suddenly find half a tiny, bloody arm in your mouth while eating corn on the cob.
With his trusty black sidekick, Watermelon Man…
I bet Joe Biden would take a look at him and declare that he beat him up once.
Looks like they used an old He-man head, Marx cowboy arms from the 60’s, and legs from a Mego pirate character.
Perhaps the corn is a Playschool vegetable/grocery toy?
Aaaaaaaannnnd his favorite game iz….
Cornhole!
“Kernel” Corn to you, citizen.
He don’t take sh*t off of Anyone..
Oh look, Sid managed to find work after his Toy Story gig.
Who cobbled that together?
The secret identity blending in disguise is going to be a problem.
If I were tasked to come up with the most ridiculous, nonsensical toy, I would have lost to this guy.
What exactly is “enhanced scurry”?
“Oh look, Sid managed to find work after his Toy Story gig.”
I’m a garbageman. Torturing toys is just a hobby.
https://i.redd.it/lftesrzxhwh31.jpg
Where?
Why?
That thing will probably survive everything and be dug up by archeologists in 100 yrs. Can you imagine what conclusions they’d come to?😂
Who wouldn’t benefit from enhanced scurry. I’m in.
Corn Man, meet Butter Girl…..
DaFuq?
Ah, Sweet Corn, my old nemsis, at last we meet again.
https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”
Obvious Plant makes the best toys. Right up there with Bag ‘O Glass.
Colonel Cobb was a husky man with silky yellow hair, his jokes were kind of corny but no one seemed to care!
And his Dad is Corn Pop.
AND THE WINNER IS…
The Great Mighty Poo NOVEMBER 16, 2021 AT 7:46 AM
It looks as if the labor shortage hit ‘Santa’s Toy Factory’ especially hard this year. All parents take note, buy your children the “Corn Man” right away before the stores run out. The supply is limited and demand is high.
Cue Gary Larson
Bummer of a birth defect Al.
Shouldn’t that read “Com-Man” instead of “Corn-Man?”
Dang Con-Man!!! Can’t even spell it right…
Cornholio’s younger brother….????
I sent this to you so you know what the babies born to MRNA jabbed kids will look like.
You’ve been warned.
Print “Better Than a Gerbil!” on the bag and it will sell like AstroGlide in the Castro.
The story is, his other choice was being last in line in the human centipede or being Barry’s butt buddy, so he went with this
When you can’t find your dildo but remember there are cobs of corn in the fridge.
” What exactly is “enhanced scurry”? ”
It means he moves really fast.
There may be some butter involved.
Does it pop? I can help with that.
When you confuse the corn popper with the teleporter at the lab.
WTAF did I just see? What is that grossness?
I can’t stand living like this. I want to die, but I can’t. The only way I can die is if my corn is bitten off.
Please, won’t you eat me?
Corn Man – the villainous “Obvious Plant”.
Does it crap Jiffy Pop?
Don’t know about enhanced scurrying with that pegleg.
” What exactly is “enhanced scurry”? ”
What you do to get to the bathroom when you suddenly find half a tiny, bloody arm in your mouth while eating corn on the cob.