Joe Biden Turns 82, Is Oldest Sitting U.S. President in History.
Well, then. What’s in the gift box?
It’s Biden’s Birthday
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A baker’s dozen little underage girls for him to take turns showering with.
“What’s in the gift box”
A photocopy of his soul being intercepted by Satan.
Oooh! What to give Joey for his Bday! Intriguing…
My first thought was I’d like to give him a pistol and one round, but realized he’d probably only damage some valuable White House stuff.
So, next idea: something like a glitter bomb but with razor blades.
It Depends.
A lifetime supply of Depends.
Dammmit! Missed it by that much…
I can’t wait for him to croak so Ray-bans can be cool again.
Yeah but you gave him a lifetime supply. That was very thoughtful! 🤣
A One-way trip to Iran .
Adrenochrome
@general
Hopefully just a couple of cases.
A pager.
you’re locked in a theoretical room with Hitler, Carles Manson, and Biden. you have a Derringer with 2 rounds. what should you do?
Sgt, you instruct Manson to kill Hitler or you will shoot him. Mansion kills Hitler leaving you with two unused rounds. 😁
Give him a pistol and a bullet and he’ll fuck that up too!
How bout a birthday cake of 100% pure grade A prime horse manuer.
The oldest shitting president in US history.
82 middle fingers.
The gift box was one of those ColoGuard boxes. I’m not sure I want to know what was in it.
He’s an illegitimate president, so it’s no record.
A medical alert necklace with the battery removed.
If His Brain is shit, You must acquit.
A glass of warm milk and a Viagra.
Help him sleep and not roll out of bed.
A brain. Something he’s been missing since day one.
Jill. For eternity.
@Geni:
Yes!! Actually, a one-way trip to anywhere at all that isn’t in the U.S. My choice would be somewhere in one of the Van Allen belts.
^^^^ Dang
A lifetime supply of Beano.
An all-expenses paid trip to Haiti – including a two-week stay at the Port-au-Prince Helladay Inn.
One hundred wigs made from the hair of young females.
A non stop recording of KamalMao cackling.