What’s in the box?
It’s Bill Clinton’s Birthday
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A subpoena.
I know what it is.
https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg?list=RDRt0spqQtMKg
A birthday beanie from Hillary,
“Whats in the box?”
…a question Bill should have asked Hil before Webb Hubbel’s kid popped out…
Finger cots. For his, you know. Got practice safe sex.
A cookbook for prison commissary food, a rock hammer and a Monica Lewinsky poster.
Cookbook: 101 Things to do with Prison Commissary Tuna
Self Help: So You Have Peyronie’s Disease. What Now?
Coupon book for La’Quicha’s Drive-Thru Brothel and Liquor Store
@Different Tim — Honest, I hadn’t read your comment before posting!
The Epstein list.
Pam Bondi had to do SOMETHING with it to get it off her desk…
That picture of him in that snappy blue dress Epstein had hanging above his bed.
Monica Lewinsky’s under-age beautiful niece for Slick Willie not to have SEX with.
Syphilis and a coronary.
A box of soggy cigars.
Video tape of his Epstein island escapades, and the Clinton Foundation accounting paperwork that shows the theft from the American taxpayers and the poor Haitians, with a note that says the DOJ is investigating it and it will be made public in 30 days.
Clinton’s birthday…
I’ll give him a box of vomit with a cigar tied to it.
Please folks. it’s almost the end of the year, don’t make me hurl anymore than I can.
He’s been to Epstein’s island.
He’s a short-eyed pedo who belongs in a woodchipper.
A cigar
A penis straightening splint?
The answer to the question “What’s in the box?” is ALWAYS Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.
Naked Hillary!
Ebola and fentanyl, if one don’t work the other will.
A used little girl’s bicycle seat.
Happy Birthday you cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbreed, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, coke-sniffing, drug dealing, money-laundering, pants-dropping, weenie-wagging, wife-cheating, girl-friend beating masturbating, cigar-dipping perv, finger wagging liar, self-centered, self-serving, hornswaggling, double-dealing, four-flushing, power hungry, money grubbing, influence peddaling sack of monkey shit you really are being convicted of perjury, impeached and disbarred to be forever known as the low-life bicycle seat-sniffing trailer park troll that dragged our nation’s morality down to the level of an Arkansas outhouse while traveling around the world personally cashing in on selling the Presidency of the United States of America!
Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol!
A sternly worded letter from the republicans in congress.
AIDS make-up kit.
Hillary: Bill darling, is there anything special I can do for you on your special day?
Bill: NO.
@Mm
“Naked Hillary!”
Bill: Nobody wants to see Hillary naked, believe me.
Gonorrhea