42 Comments on IT’S OFFICIAL. I’m running in 2024 and I can’t lose.
What qualifications do you have for the job?
Have your campaign team start raising money now! President BFH sounds good to me but you probably have too much common sense to be elected.
If Pence doesn’t run after TRUMP’s second term, you got my vote FUR……all it’ll cost you is a bag a Cheetos and sixer of Schlitz.
When did qualifications start to matter? lol
BUT: think “transparency”!
Everyone’s gonna HAVE to know your middle name is Fur.
The early polls say your up 1-0, I’ll vote for Ted, 2-0. Fist bump if you were banging a Playboy model 12 years ago. I spoke to Al Bundy, you’re up 3-0.
Didn’t see Karl Ushanka on the list.
Has he become an “unperson?”
izlamo delenda est …
Change the nation’s capitol to Florida. The entire state. lol
It’s cold up in DC, and besides, Florida has swamps.
Is Soros next to be indicted and arrested?
Occasionally I like to drink a white Russian, so does that qualify me for a position in your cabinet?
His qualifications could be he plays golf.
When I first started golfing someone asked me what my handicap was.
I had no idea what that meant
So I said
“I’ve never played before”
Comrade Fur, if you vin I’m going to crack open this bottle of LENINADE and mix it with some Stoli then drink to your health!
You will probably be running against Hillary, so you already have my vote.
President Hat, has a nice ring to it.
lol
Have you formed your charitable foundation yet?
How come there are no Negros, three women, and only one homosexual on your team? Racist, sexist, homophobe!
Are you planning on running for President under your native Russian name,
Bolshoi Ushanka?
NOW it’s the “Russians” fault The Hag lost the election?
oh puhlease….
These “Russian” people did what? COME ON! They were active on social media? SO ARE MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE and we all did not want HagBag to win …..
What “the prosecutors” are saying is that 90% of Americans cannot think for themselves and are easily manipulated AND at the same time try to turn public opinion against Russia
GIVE ME A BREAK!
I still believe Hillary died years ago and her double is filling in.
Hey, Fur! MJA as your press secretary, but who will be the rest of your cabinet?
Can I be your special prosecutor after you win? I promise I’ll find plenty of stuff that points back to Democrats – which I will ignore – and I should have lots of time left over to interview porn stars and former Playmates of the Year.
@ Claudia: 10,000 TUs
BFH…B-Preezy 46
For the first time in my adult life I will be proud of this country…
Hey, that’s great news! I volunteer to be your campaign treasurer; I have experience in that role for a U.S. Senate candidate (I’m serious). All I ask is to be nominated for Secretary of the Treasury when we win.
Suggestions:
Bad_Brad – National Security Advisor
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk – Secretary of Fscking with Democrats
Vietvet – Director of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Puns
Moe Tom – White House Outrage Coordinator
Claudia – Animal Photo Tsar, and White House snark advisor
reboot as SecNav.
This is actually a great idea. But you need to run for President of Mexico. Should be an easy win because all the Mexicans are up here. We install our new Government, and the pull the old “Mouse that Roared” routine. (hard to believe that concept was put on film in 1955). We get conquered. The U.S. rebuild Mexico and continually send money our way. Wada ya think.
Can I be your Secretary of Immigration? I’d like a nice, cushy, gummint job – with benefits & pension – where I DON’T hafta DO anything! 😆
I’m formally applying as ‘Bitch Slapper General’. New cabinet position which visits department heads and slaps the dog shit out of them for the smallest constitutional violation. The slaps will be delivered in a formal setting in front of their entire staff.
The department head may avoid the slap by resigning on the spot and forfeiting all post employment benefits. But. The slap has not been discharged. Senior staff that wants the head position will have to submit to the Bitch Slap delivered with my large, bony, strong pimp hand. Then their name will be submitted to the Senate for conformation.
Me likey.
Can I be in charge of the liqueur cabinet?
You will be called; bol’shaya mekhovaya shapka by your Excellent Team!
What is your stance on the 2A AND 2B?
I’ll take the Ambassadorship to the Bikini Atoll
Hopefully the residual Radiation will cure My unsightly
back hair…and even the sightly back hair…
How many interns will you be hiring?
Al – leave me out. I have some *duties* to perform outside the MSM purview, if ya gets my meaning.
Just two, Mary Poppet .. Ivana Humphimov and Ikhana Sakhimov …Бопьшая Шапка should also consider hiring Anton Jekhov and Ivan Betinov and of course the phlegmatic one, Hackingkov
That Russian name is, of course, Big Hat (Bolshaya Shanka) in Russian. Big Fur Hat is a tad cumbersome in Russian, (Jack Duggan has it right)
Ushanka wont exactly cut it. That means ear-flap, accd to Google Translate, but you know how biased Google can be. I suppose it could mean a hat with ear flaps.
Oops, Bolshaya Shapka .. the Russian letter for p looks exactly like the English n
I want to be in your cabinet. Your vodka cabinet, of course.
@Callmelennie (at 9:05 pm): When I copy and paste “Бопьшая Шапка” into Google translate, it comes back with “booty hat”, so I’m assuming it’s pink.
😉
Is there an official birth certificate with the name Big Fur Hat on it?
What qualifications do you have for the job?
Have your campaign team start raising money now! President BFH sounds good to me but you probably have too much common sense to be elected.
If Pence doesn’t run after TRUMP’s second term, you got my vote FUR……all it’ll cost you is a bag a Cheetos and sixer of Schlitz.
When did qualifications start to matter? lol
BUT: think “transparency”!
Everyone’s gonna HAVE to know your middle name is Fur.
The early polls say your up 1-0, I’ll vote for Ted, 2-0. Fist bump if you were banging a Playboy model 12 years ago. I spoke to Al Bundy, you’re up 3-0.
Didn’t see Karl Ushanka on the list.
Has he become an “unperson?”
izlamo delenda est …
Change the nation’s capitol to Florida. The entire state. lol
It’s cold up in DC, and besides, Florida has swamps.
Is Soros next to be indicted and arrested?
Occasionally I like to drink a white Russian, so does that qualify me for a position in your cabinet?
His qualifications could be he plays golf.
When I first started golfing someone asked me what my handicap was.
I had no idea what that meant
So I said
“I’ve never played before”
Comrade Fur, if you vin I’m going to crack open this bottle of LENINADE and mix it with some Stoli then drink to your health!
You will probably be running against Hillary, so you already have my vote.
President Hat, has a nice ring to it.
lol
Have you formed your charitable foundation yet?
How come there are no Negros, three women, and only one homosexual on your team? Racist, sexist, homophobe!
Are you planning on running for President under your native Russian name,
Bolshoi Ushanka?
NOW it’s the “Russians” fault The Hag lost the election?
oh puhlease….
These “Russian” people did what? COME ON! They were active on social media? SO ARE MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE and we all did not want HagBag to win …..
What “the prosecutors” are saying is that 90% of Americans cannot think for themselves and are easily manipulated AND at the same time try to turn public opinion against Russia
GIVE ME A BREAK!
I still believe Hillary died years ago and her double is filling in.
Hey, Fur! MJA as your press secretary, but who will be the rest of your cabinet?
Can I be your special prosecutor after you win? I promise I’ll find plenty of stuff that points back to Democrats – which I will ignore – and I should have lots of time left over to interview porn stars and former Playmates of the Year.
@ Claudia: 10,000 TUs
BFH…B-Preezy 46
For the first time in my adult life I will be proud of this country…
Hey, that’s great news! I volunteer to be your campaign treasurer; I have experience in that role for a U.S. Senate candidate (I’m serious). All I ask is to be nominated for Secretary of the Treasury when we win.
Suggestions:
Bad_Brad – National Security Advisor
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk – Secretary of Fscking with Democrats
Vietvet – Director of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Puns
Moe Tom – White House Outrage Coordinator
Claudia – Animal Photo Tsar, and White House snark advisor
reboot as SecNav.
This is actually a great idea. But you need to run for President of Mexico. Should be an easy win because all the Mexicans are up here. We install our new Government, and the pull the old “Mouse that Roared” routine. (hard to believe that concept was put on film in 1955). We get conquered. The U.S. rebuild Mexico and continually send money our way. Wada ya think.
Can I be your Secretary of Immigration? I’d like a nice, cushy, gummint job – with benefits & pension – where I DON’T hafta DO anything! 😆
I’m formally applying as ‘Bitch Slapper General’. New cabinet position which visits department heads and slaps the dog shit out of them for the smallest constitutional violation. The slaps will be delivered in a formal setting in front of their entire staff.
The department head may avoid the slap by resigning on the spot and forfeiting all post employment benefits. But. The slap has not been discharged. Senior staff that wants the head position will have to submit to the Bitch Slap delivered with my large, bony, strong pimp hand. Then their name will be submitted to the Senate for conformation.
Me likey.
Can I be in charge of the liqueur cabinet?
You will be called; bol’shaya mekhovaya shapka by your Excellent Team!
What is your stance on the 2A AND 2B?
I’ll take the Ambassadorship to the Bikini Atoll
Hopefully the residual Radiation will cure My unsightly
back hair…and even the sightly back hair…
How many interns will you be hiring?
Al – leave me out. I have some *duties* to perform outside the MSM purview, if ya gets my meaning.
Just two, Mary Poppet .. Ivana Humphimov and Ikhana Sakhimov …Бопьшая Шапка should also consider hiring Anton Jekhov and Ivan Betinov and of course the phlegmatic one, Hackingkov
That Russian name is, of course, Big Hat (Bolshaya Shanka) in Russian. Big Fur Hat is a tad cumbersome in Russian, (Jack Duggan has it right)
Ushanka wont exactly cut it. That means ear-flap, accd to Google Translate, but you know how biased Google can be. I suppose it could mean a hat with ear flaps.
Oops, Bolshaya Shapka .. the Russian letter for p looks exactly like the English n
I want to be in your cabinet. Your vodka cabinet, of course.
@Callmelennie (at 9:05 pm): When I copy and paste “Бопьшая Шапка” into Google translate, it comes back with “booty hat”, so I’m assuming it’s pink.
😉
Is there an official birth certificate with the name Big Fur Hat on it?
Oh wait. Doesn’t matter.