That was funny, my favorite character on Red Green was Winston Rothchild the 3rd and his Rothchild Sewer Sucking Service and all of his poems about his sewer sucking business. I don’t think that he ever had a date with a woman because of the nature of his business.
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Then there is the port-a-potty cleaner painted yellow like a school bus with the words, “Stool Bus”. s
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I kind of like the name of this pest control company, pretty on-the-nose but the font is relaxed so its ok…
I once saw an old hippie school bus painted pink on US 95 in N. Idaho whose reader board on the front of the bus spelled FLOYD in big capital letters.
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Every spring seems excessive.
I’m the St Augustine area there’s a Porta John company that I THINK is family owned. The sign on each init says:
You float ‘em we that ‘em.
“You float ‘em we tote ‘em. “
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Is your clogged toilet a pain in your ass?
perfect, clean up your shit since every song that no talen jerkoff sings sounds like he is taking a big growler of a dump anyways
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SNS, the history of the company name: “The company was founded in 1925 by The company was founded in 1925 by Harold Maxwell-Lefroy, Professor of entomology at Imperial College, London, who had been investigating ways to kill death watch beetles that had infested Westminster Hall in the Palace of Westminster.[3] Lefroy and his assistant produced an anti-woodworm fluid called Ento-Kill Fluids (“ento” coming from the Greek word for insect, ἔντομον entomon).[3] That year he tried to register the name Entokill, but owing to existing trademarks, he chose Rentokil instead, and this became the name of his company, Rentokil Ltd.[3] The founder Lefroy was killed in a laboratory when an experiment produced poisonous fumes.[3], Professor of entomology at Imperial College, London, who had been investigating ways to kill death watch beetles that had infested Westminster Hall in the Palace of Westminster.[3] Lefroy and his assistant produced an anti-woodworm fluid called Ento-Kill Fluids (“ento” coming from the Greek word for insect, ἔντομον entomon).[3] That year he tried to register the name Entokill, but owing to existing trademarks, he chose Rentokil instead, and this became the name of his company, Rentokil Ltd.[3] The founder Lefroy was killed in a laboratory when an experiment produced poisonous fumes.[3]”
The founder of the company, Harold Maxwell-Lefroy, had a fascinating life.
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Of shoot, sorry, don’t know how my copy/paste got pasted twice!
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my Dad used to answer the phone “Sams sewer service. Sam speaking…” We did not own a sewage company….
People who knew us understood his intent was to shoo away solicitors.
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Springsteen is a heaping, steaming load of no-talent poop.
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Thinking of opening up a catering business based in Forney, Texas.
I’ll call it…
Forney Caters!
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@ Jethro AT 11:35 AM
Reminds me of some people answering the phone back in the 70s with:
County morgue. You stab `em, we slab `em. How can I help you?
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Of course my favorite that someone came up with to shoo away salesmen was to answer the phone saying you were a detective at a murder scene and now they are a person of interest – stay on the line. We have some questions for you.
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I thought it was Douche Stinkstream…
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There is a wrecker service here called Clean Snatches
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Don’t be surprised if the evil little toad sues them.
Springsteen’s new gig?
That’s some funny stuff, right there!
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
They mis-spelled it. It’s supposed to be Spruce Stringbean.
LOL!
I get a kick out of funny company names and slogans. Some are pretty awful groaners but most make me grin.
Here in Sarasota County, we have an HVAC company with the slogan LICENSED TO CHILL, and a septic tank service company named DOODY CALLS.
I’ve always liked the septic tank trucks that say that they’re #1 in the # 2 business and A royal flush beats a full house.
Meals on wheels
geoff – Then there’s these guys:
https://cdnph.upi.com/ph/st/th/7681472579519/2016/i/14725797471285/v2.1/Toilet-art-on-Canadian-plumbers-truck-makes-a-viral-splash.jpg?lg=4
That was funny, my favorite character on Red Green was Winston Rothchild the 3rd and his Rothchild Sewer Sucking Service and all of his poems about his sewer sucking business. I don’t think that he ever had a date with a woman because of the nature of his business.
Then there is the port-a-potty cleaner painted yellow like a school bus with the words, “Stool Bus”. s
I kind of like the name of this pest control company, pretty on-the-nose but the font is relaxed so its ok…
https://dallas.rentokil.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Rentokil-Dallas.png
I once saw an old hippie school bus painted pink on US 95 in N. Idaho whose reader board on the front of the bus spelled FLOYD in big capital letters.
Every spring seems excessive.
I’m the St Augustine area there’s a Porta John company that I THINK is family owned. The sign on each init says:
You float ‘em we that ‘em.
“You float ‘em we tote ‘em. “
Is your clogged toilet a pain in your ass?
perfect, clean up your shit since every song that no talen jerkoff sings sounds like he is taking a big growler of a dump anyways
SNS, the history of the company name: “The company was founded in 1925 by The company was founded in 1925 by Harold Maxwell-Lefroy, Professor of entomology at Imperial College, London, who had been investigating ways to kill death watch beetles that had infested Westminster Hall in the Palace of Westminster.[3] Lefroy and his assistant produced an anti-woodworm fluid called Ento-Kill Fluids (“ento” coming from the Greek word for insect, ἔντομον entomon).[3] That year he tried to register the name Entokill, but owing to existing trademarks, he chose Rentokil instead, and this became the name of his company, Rentokil Ltd.[3] The founder Lefroy was killed in a laboratory when an experiment produced poisonous fumes.[3], Professor of entomology at Imperial College, London, who had been investigating ways to kill death watch beetles that had infested Westminster Hall in the Palace of Westminster.[3] Lefroy and his assistant produced an anti-woodworm fluid called Ento-Kill Fluids (“ento” coming from the Greek word for insect, ἔντομον entomon).[3] That year he tried to register the name Entokill, but owing to existing trademarks, he chose Rentokil instead, and this became the name of his company, Rentokil Ltd.[3] The founder Lefroy was killed in a laboratory when an experiment produced poisonous fumes.[3]”
The founder of the company, Harold Maxwell-Lefroy, had a fascinating life.
Of shoot, sorry, don’t know how my copy/paste got pasted twice!
my Dad used to answer the phone “Sams sewer service. Sam speaking…” We did not own a sewage company….
People who knew us understood his intent was to shoo away solicitors.
Springsteen is a heaping, steaming load of no-talent poop.
Thinking of opening up a catering business based in Forney, Texas.
I’ll call it…
Forney Caters!
@ Jethro AT 11:35 AM
Reminds me of some people answering the phone back in the 70s with:
County morgue. You stab `em, we slab `em. How can I help you?
—–
Of course my favorite that someone came up with to shoo away salesmen was to answer the phone saying you were a detective at a murder scene and now they are a person of interest – stay on the line. We have some questions for you.
I thought it was Douche Stinkstream…
There is a wrecker service here called Clean Snatches
Don’t be surprised if the evil little toad sues them.