My “Uncle Dawg” was married to my father’s 1st cousin’s wife’s sister (obviously he’s not actually my uncle, I just call him that to make him feel old) for over 30 yrs and (according to them both) he has never seen her without her “Mary Kay” face on! She said she woke up an hour before him every morning to put on her face for the day! Ironically, he ended up leaving her for a “younger” blonde skank he met at the bar who was painted up and dressed like a, (hmmm, how can I put this delicately? Oh yeah) slut! She didn’t look half bad for an older wanna-be biker chick… but when she came to the door one morning “au natural”, I knew Uncle Dawg had found out the hard way that he had thrown away his marriage, his home, and half of everything he owned for a dog!!!
If anybody ever had had a case to sue over “false advertising” by means of makeup, THAT was it!
The problem with Katie is that she’s ugly on the inside.
My “Uncle Dawg” was married to my father’s 1st cousin’s wife’s sister (obviously he’s not actually my uncle, I just call him that to make him feel old) for over 30 yrs and (according to them both) he has never seen her without her “Mary Kay” face on! She said she woke up an hour before him every morning to put on her face for the day! Ironically, he ended up leaving her for a “younger” blonde skank he met at the bar who was painted up and dressed like a, (hmmm, how can I put this delicately? Oh yeah) slut! She didn’t look half bad for an older wanna-be biker chick… but when she came to the door one morning “au natural”, I knew Uncle Dawg had found out the hard way that he had thrown away his marriage, his home, and half of everything he owned for a dog!!!
If anybody ever had had a case to sue over “false advertising” by means of makeup, THAT was it!
The problem with Katie is that she’s ugly on the inside.