Dr. Tar Presents Prog Aid.
It has a certain ring to it.
He’s throwing around some ideas for a (virtual) benefit concert.
The (virtual) money raised will go to the recount effort – we’re recounting the votes in all the states that Hillary won.
So, we need ideas.
I think the concert should be by progs for progs.
One idea would be to have a large wooden catapult that can fly the performers into Canada once they are done warbling their shite tunes with their modified lyrics decrying all the Trump “isms.”
Tar says there will be a reading by Sean Penn from the selected works of Karl Marx.
Maybe the sound system can be powered by the Port O Potties.
Hey! That’s a great name for the third party they are trying to put together – The Port O Party.
Okay, run with it.
No idea is too insane.
“It’s The End of The World” by REM
A tear collection barrel for the sorry asses to cry into.
Speaking of Sean Penn, he’s been awfully quiet the past few weeks. AAMOF so has Bill-are they burying their grief on Orgy Island?
Madonna blow job booth – where she rescinds the offer to each individual hitlery voter….one at a time.
The Port-A-Pouties.
Jill Stein can collect donations for vote recounts of the Reagan rout of Mondale in 1984.
Clutch Pearl and the Bad Trannies
A booth where they can sign up to volunteer to house an illegal alien….I mean “dreamer”. That’s funny! No libtard wants them actually NEAR them….
Harry Belafonte set to sing when the masses can’t decide if ‘Banana Boat’ is racist or gay bashing. Yet, being leftists, he can perform.
Russian feminist punk band Pussy Riot needs to headline.
They could a lottery to raise cash. Have Miley Cirus (sp?) shoot the numbered balls out of her patootie. Of course that would mean some of the proceeds would have to go to the doctor who treats everybody for the STDs they get from the balls.
Bernie Sanders can be the headliner, performing all his folk music hits.
Elizabeth Warren can make her famous Oklahoma Native American dish, Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise.
Lena Dunham can entertain the crowd rapping about how all the boys want her milk shake, then strip and show them all how to eat cake while sitting on a toilet.
The crowd will love it.
TDS sounds closely related to FFENS. [Free Fair Elections Nationwide Syndrome.]
Maybe a cage match between Cher and Streisand – two divas, nobody lets either of them back out.
Food concessions featuring plain tofu, arugula, sprouts, e. coli spring water and nothing else.
Asian style toilets in those port o potties.
White people have to enter last and sit at the back of the event.
Star performer – Yoko Ono
Tears of A Clown played every 10 minutes
A Cry-A-Thon with a life time supply of diapers to the winner.
In order to stay in the USA and not be evicted, every progtard has to recite Trump’s “Promise to America” speech by memory. Otherwise, they get the catapult.
Open with Lynyrd Skynrd’s Sweet Home Alabama!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBz3mN2lI3Y.
Sing A Long with the Korean Screamo Band
Catapult should be aimed at Cuba; I don’t think Canada deserves these pukes. Sean Penn should read the works of Fidel Castro, who’s still dead and piss be upon him.
We ate shit for 8 LONG years now suck it assholes.
Didn’t Bill Maher say he’d “F**kin kill ” Anthony Wiener if the Dowager Empress lost? Has anybody heard from either of those Dick-faces?
Samuel L Jackson promotes a new credit card: Marxist One Fleece-a-Card. However, when Jackson asks, “what’s in your wallet,” he proceeds to chastise the crowd for not paying their fair share.
“Its My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To” (Lesley Gore))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4
A lot of money could be got by adding a $2.00 per person surcharge for every modern “art” exhibit.
Gas Works! Sell bottled celebritard farts.
“celebritard farts”
Nah. No power. All stink and no boom.
@Uncle AL ~ just charge 2 bucks per Port O Potty visit … that’s where most of their art medium is found anyways
wait …… Marxtards don’t use Port O Potties …. they just shit in the streets
@Perspective – Well, I wasn’t thinking of either you or me as buyers!
Don’t forget to pass out the FREE Safety Pins.
annie Go Trump