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Jack’s Magic Coffee Shop

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The metaphorical Jack had a great idea, open a coffee shop where the beverages were free and use internal advertising as the income subsidy to operate the business.  Crowds came for the free coffee, comfy couches, fellowship, conversation and enjoyment.

It didn’t matter where Jack got the coffee, how he paid for it, or didn’t, or what product advertising the customers would be exposed to while there.  Few people thought about such things.  Curiously, it didn’t matter what size the crowd was; in the backroom of Jack’s Coffee Shop they were able to generate massive amounts of never-ending free coffee at extreme scales. More

And by “Jack” he means Jack Dorsey. And by “magic coffee shop” he means Twitter. – Dr. Tar

14 Comments on Jack’s Magic Coffee Shop

  1. Listen.
    Cocksucker Dorsey should Fix the Stock Price Drop at SQ:NYSE because it is in the shitter, and he IS the CEO of that Piece of Shit.

    … and maybe take a fuckin bath too. He looks homeless.

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  2. Yea well, Biz Development 101 teaches the only way a “Coffee Shop” is profitable is if he sells the media to the customer and the space to the advertiser.
    I had an employees wife once try to get us to invest in the racket where she was paying for the space above gas pumps and then intern selling the space to local businesses who could advertise there. We told her no can do. She was OB in less than 6 months even though she had successfully secure countless gas pump. No Net.

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  3. (sigh)

    The people who, can, grasp this, know this.

    The people who do not know this, do not know, because they can not… grasp… it. For them it does not exist.

    According to The Internets (so it must be True(TM)), Mark Zuckerberg is red/green colorblind. That does not make him less the CEO of Facebook. It makes you a fool for arguing the color palette of Facebook, with Mark Zuckerberg.

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  4. Try shaving that long face…can smell that unwashed beard just by looking at the image of your unwashed bearded face (with the darts in it) across the room.

    Want everybody in the United States to see what a Constitutional-hating sissy looks like when they delete an American’s opinion who was raised in America and defends Free Speech.

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