His problems started when he finished on CNN without a heads up to the people at his meeting.
CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin announced on Friday that he was leaving the network he’d returned to after being put on leave following an incident in which he masturbated, supposedly accidentally, on a Zoom gathering with his other colleagues at The New Yorker.
Announcing the news on Twitter, Toobin — who is currently on vacation — announced that he wouldn’t be returning to CNN’s airwaves following his time off and, in classic style, used the news to hawk his forthcoming book on the Oklahoma City bombing: more
Finished as in time for more Kleenex or finished like fired?
“an incident in which he masturbated, supposedly accidentally”
Someone is going to have to explain that one to me. Maybe they should have done what they did to Chuckie on SOA, cut off all but his index fingers, problem solved.
toobin’s a perv, he’s probably got a cushy new gig in the biteme admin
Here and gone
Jacket on, Jacket off
It would be great to see a bunch of rats jump ship before November.
GAVE LIFE TO THE WORD “TOOBIN'”
“masturbated”. So the little bitch was rubbing one out?
He’ll be manning the self-checkout machines at Walmart…
Can you say whack job?
I KNEW you could.
Either someone at CNN tossed him off, or he tossed off his own job.
I’m sure he had a happy ending no matter which scenario happened.
How LOOONNG did that take? Should have been fired on the spot (of his towel).
He thought he had the situation in hand, but it got away from him and just made things real sticky for him. Even with so little to handle, he just couldn’t pull it off, and now his reputation is stained like a whitish mark on a blue dress. He thought as much as he had flogged the story that he could have yanked his career back good and hard, but it just drained him, leaving him beat.
He could turn a lemon into lemonade. All he has to do is make a rap song called “Beatin’ Da Meat”.
If one went to visit Jeffrey, do you think he might say, “take your hat & jacket off”?
If one went to visit Jeffrey, do you think he might say, “Now I get to stay home and backoff in my own jackyard!”
Toobin put the jerk in jerkoff.
Toobin is a Mass Disturber.
He came and went.
Good riddance, What a jerk-off. Literally.
He’s working at Hunters Jack Shack with Kamala’s brother in law Jack Emoff.
MasTOOBINated – accidentally playing with your monkey in front of rolling cameras.
Hello Webster?
No wonder the ugly fucker jacks off – hookers probably charge him a premium for swallowing their revulsion.
Wow! Wowsy, wowser! Wow, wow.
I wonder who blackmailed CNN management to bring him back? I wonder what kind of horrible “fake” evidence they trapped those, poor, poor managers with?