WaExaminer: As the saying goes: If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Former Vice President Joe Biden did just that Saturday, as he and wife Jill adopted Major from the Delaware Humane Association.
The Bidens had been fostering the dog, according to a Facebook post from the organization, accompanied by photos of the former vice president posing with the large black-and-tan German shepherd.
“The Bidens have gotten to know Major while fostering him and are now ready to make the adoption official,” the organization said.
Major was one of a litter of German shepherd puppies surrendered to the rescue group. The organization said Biden caught wind of their post asking for help and got in touch. more
Joe needed help learning how to lick his own balls….Funny thing is, Major had been neutered, so Joe lets Major lick his balls and Jill fingers her shotgun…..
I did not think he had cognitive ability to remember a phone number for more than five seconds.
Maybe the dog can teach “Plugs Biden” how to play dead & Joe being Joe will forget to wake back up.
Maybe the dog can teach Joe a few tricks
Joe already knows how to eat shit in tall grass.
Don’t be fooled. It’s a special needs dog!
What are they gonna name it, barack?
I’m inclined to feel sorry for the dog, but likely the dog feels sorry for joey, him being special needs and all.
He can name it ‘Chuck.’
Stand-up, Chuck!
Hey…this is a big fuckin’ deal
Obama adopted three dogs; Biden, Bo, and Sunny. None of them were house trained. First one licked asses, the other two licked balls. Obamas let all three roam the White House without their cones if there weren’t any cameras around.
They fostered the dog for awhile before adopting it. They first had to teach the dog not to outsmart Joey while in public.
Now they should try the impossible and seek out someone or something to adopt Crazy Joe!
So how come there’s a cat in the picture when the story is about Joey adopting a dog? Or do we need to get him a Mattel See and Say toy so he can tell the difference.
Biden’s ass will get a prolonged sniff. Major is a fraud alerting dog.
Nice looking dog, and yes, Biden did a good thing. But I am reminded of the bible verse about doing good works anonymously,”do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.” A calculated move to endear himself to possible voters for his 2020 run? How cynical am I?
Howling at the moon in the Biden household will now be a duet.
Hang a pork chop on Joey, and the dog will THEN play with him, too! 😆
“Joe Biden Adopts A Dog”
Everybody, read that backwards, makes more sense. 😉
What happened to champ? Obama said he ate dog. Did Joe have a barbecue?
If he be bitin’ Biden’s butt, he’ll be a Major pain in the ass.
Sorry, I’ll see myself out now.
Major will be taking Joe out for walks, and will have to scoop up Joe’s poop.