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The White House hopes to stir up some “egg-citement” when the Easter Egg Roll returns on Monday after a two-year, coronavirus-induced hiatus.
President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden expect to welcome some 30,000 kids and their adult chaperones for the egg roll, an egg hunt and other activities.
The first lady, who is also a teacher, has named it the “Egg-ucation Roll,” the White House said, and is turning the South Lawn into a school community with a variety of educational stations. More
The puns are egg-regious. – Dr. Tar
It’s a good thing that the kids are chaperoned around PedoBiden.
“…The puns are egg-regious. – Dr. Tar…” – Ahem…Egg-zactly!
Is the hunt preceded by a breakfast of Eggo waffles and b’egg-con and eggs?
progmanbc
APRIL 16, 2022 AT 5:08 PM
“It’s a good thing that the kids are chaperoned around PedoBiden.”
…of all the children Pedo has PUBLICLY molested, the ONLY time I EVER saw a parent stop him was the traitorous Bill Barr.
The rest seem to think sacrificing their children is just a rite of passage to Democrat power and privilege.
Which it probably is.
“The first lady, who is also a teacher, has named it the “Egg-ucation Roll,””
…to begin with, Whore is NO kind of lady, abd CERTAINLY not FIRST lady.
Secondly, what’s she teach them? Prostitution? It’s all SHE knows.
Democrats don’t educate kids.
They groom them.
This event is no different.
He’s just a shell of his old ignorant self… not a yolk, man!….
I thought Dr Seuss was canceled?
60,000 to 90,000 (or more) people on the south lawn?
That’s a football stadium’s worth of people. Standing room only.
No way security would expose the last couple to such potential mayhem and danger.
No way the numbers are true.
Here, l’il girl … reach down my trousers … may be a coupla eggs there …….
Wanna see Rodney? My finger puppet?
Give Rodney a kiss!
Maybe he’ll take a (skinny) dip in the outdoor cement pond?
All yolking aside, when will The Woke™ tell us how we must refer to egg components? No problem with “egg shell” or “egg yolk” but…egg WHITE?
A more appropriate name for this from the open borders White House should be the Easter Huevos Roll.
Are they all going to be forced to be masked so no one will see them grimacing as Biden tries to fondle them.
Will the “first dogs” be turned on the parents as a distraction for Joey Huffenpuff?
Just wait until one of those unfound Easter eggs is found outside on the White hut grounds and his dog Major finds the maggoty, stinky remains of that Easter egg and brings it to joey as a surprise. You know, he would probably attempt to eat it. Wasn’t one of the old definitions of insanity hiding your own Easter eggs?
This event could be the end of the husk. 30,000 kids to fondle & sniff!!! His dementia riddled brain might very well short circuit.
And what ‘Joe’ can’t hide will be covered-up by the MSM.