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Any of You Vice Presidents….Touch Me..Or My stuff…
I’ll Feel You….Call Me Robinette? I’ll keel You.
He needs a minority who won’t outshine him. Lucky for him, that’s every minority who ran against him.
Harris or Booker.
Both know how to give a blowjob so it’s anyone’s guess.
Try Nasty Nazi [SoH] she is about as popular as the bubonic plague.
I nominate the black transsexual Booker Harris
Well let the games begin. Is it Big Mike, Poco,or Kamel Toe, Stacy Gap Tooth or is Fredo’s brother going to give it a go.
Personally I’m betting Plugs fizzles out and the DNC has a violent brokered convention.
Will be fun all around.
Sleepy Joe is the best they have and he’s not going to make the finish line.
Gonna nèed more porcorn
Good God this is going to be amusing.
Jackass Joe needs a running mate uh?
Something straight outta Honey Boo is the only thing retarded enough that comes to mind! Look up: “Mama June” Shannon” According to Wiki she has experience with men who are registered sex offenders…
It turns out that he chose a VPN and they charge him $4.99 a month without the Wraslin’ channel……
So, do we chose a V.P. based on “assassination insurance” – or do we pick one for an “assassination guarantee?”
Inquiring minds want to know.
Hillary in blackface
Would it be NUTS to think it might be Dr Jill Biden herself??
She just might be the only one to save him from himself and Pence would have to debate…a woman!
Joe Biden needs a
Running Matefull frontal lobotomy… probably help his stuttering & train of thought when he speaks too
Professor Irwin Corey died a few years back at ag 102.
He made more sense.
https://youtu.be/PJIvBeVKoQA
Being Joes “Life Insurance Policy” takes on an all new meaning.
No need for one. A mere formality.
The Hildabeast will step in at the convention for her coronation when Joe is found dead with a prepubescent hooker with freshly washed hair at the DNC hotel.
Dementia Joe Obiden Bama has to pick a colored woman to shore up support with the two biggest segments of the Dementiacrat Party. It’s going to be Val Demings. She can afford to take a hit this year and run for the big prize in 2024. She gained a lot of attention as a member of the House Impeachment Managers, which is like a gold star with the party members who will really hate Trump by then.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooochelle obama to the rescue!
That racist slob is just what biden needs!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ: please don’t use Joe Biden and “full frontal” in the same sentence; it tends to scare off female Secret Service agents.
Choose my Petey B Joey B so I can get back out there on the campaign trail and bleach my unbleached elastic starfish once again!
dementiajoes already had his skull cracked open due to aneurisms, should have just put in a port with electrodes to make it easier for the lobotomy he now needs just to stay coherent. Someone needs to show him how to kick start his brain by using his tongue to touch a nine volt battery across both connectors, his hair plugs might shoot out like darts but at least he might be able to string 2 sentences together, and the batteries are cheaper than a real puppet master or teleprompter with large lettering and slow scroll.
It can’t be booker, he has no hair to sniff…
Joe Biden does not need a running mate. He needs two.
The two kids from Weekend at Bernie’s
Melinda Gates. Partner to the satanic a-hole pushing the PanicDemic.
Jimmy Failla, appears on the Greg Gutfeld Show. Always a funny guy.
Kind of partial to Bob Kostic myself:
https://mobile.twitter.com/causticbob