Breitbart- President Joe Biden on Monday gave a snarky response to a reporter asking why he and Vice President Kamala Harris were not physically in Washington commanding over the federal government’s response to Hurricane Helene, which killed at least 100 people over the weekend across the nation’s southeast.
A reporter asked Biden, “On the hurricane, Mr. President, why weren’t you and Vice President Harris here in Washington commanding this this weekend?”
Biden snapped at the reporter, “I was commanding, I was on the phone for at least two hours yesterday and the day before as well. I command. It’s called a telephone.” More
“Biden snapped at the reporter, “I was commanding, I was on the phone for at least two hours yesterday and the day before as well.””
…Meh. I was on the phone for one hour Saturday, guiding people through multiple host server recoveries after a power failure during which our UPS system took a shit.
Im guessing that a multistate disaster that killed a bunch of his nominal citizens and destroyed the homes and livlihoods of thousands along with the economies of many municipalities along with their hospitals and food and water supplies may be just a tad more involved than that…
Someone else told him to say that, and that someone did have a point.
And We command that you eat chit and die.
Biden was actually commanding on the phone when to have his next ice cream cone delivered to him.
Let them eat AHAHAHah! cake! I love cake! When I was raised in a middle class house in my McDonald’s uniform, eating cake was like cake eating! You would eat the cake, and then the cake would be HAHhah! eaten! You know what those folks need? Abortions! As your President I will make sure abortions are availavble in mobile abortion care clinics so no girl has to not have an abortion! FEMA will shout it in bullhorns just like my In…I mean, Black grandma did! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Is that how he would deal with WWIII?
C’mon man!… It’s just a US state destroyed by a hurricane. It’s not like it’s something important like Ukraine or illegal aliens.
To be fair, Biden has been phoning it in for years, and it got him 81,000,000 votes.
I challenge any of you to come up with a way that Joey’s presence in TN or NC or GA or FL could possibly in any way help the relief efforts. He’s DEMENTED. He’s EVIL. He thinks he can do stuff when all he can do is slurp ice cream, crap in his pants, and yell at the random people he is surprised to find are somehow standing in front of him.
Then add in that the emergency is in a region where virtually everybody hates his stinkin’ guts (Asheville excepted). That’s another reason his going there would only interfere with getting the work done as the workers would take a break to spit on him, probably figuratively but one might hope literally.
If there’s a role for him at all, it’s sitting at his little desk, making little noises into his little microphone, and dropping little turds in his diaper. Other than that, keep the fuck away from the big boys, Joey. You don’t belong with them.
I forgot VA. Stay the fuck out of VA, too, Joey.
“And it’s the best one Fisher Price makes!!”
Uncle Al
Monday, 30 September 2024, 21:18 at 9:18 pm
“I challenge any of you to come up with a way that Joey’s presence in TN or NC or GA or FL could possibly in any way help the relief efforts. ”
…Im not saying he needs to be there.
Im just saying maybe he can spend more than two hours on it, wherever he is.
Two hours is from him, not me.
…but time is an elusive concept to the demented, so maybe it just SEEMED like two hours.
…as anyone who conversates with this neurosyphiliptic narcissist for five minutes could probably tell you, hours can seem like days…
@SNS — Maybe we just have to respectfully disagree on this. ANY time Joey spends on ANYTHING is a waste of time for WHOEVER he’s spending it with. Or on. Or at.
Maybe what he should have said was something like, “Yesterday and the day before, I spent hours and hours ordering assistance and assigning experienced emergency managers to help these states and their people in any way they can.”
He’d never get that one whole sentence out without yelling at someone, but you get my drift: someone should have given him those words and tried to get him to actually say them. Maybe a cattle prod would help.
Demented or not, Biden is a psychopath. It just comes out more when he can no longer so dilligently watch his “fake filter”.
Didn’t Obama say all he needed was a pen and a phone? Well, Dementia Joe, Obama’s puppet is doing exactly the same thing.
Using the excuse to not “put a strain on resources” KamalMao and Dementia Joe won’t spend any time at disaster areas full of American citizens in distress.
He’ll stay cozy in DC wearing his sundowning slippers, on the phone fouling up State and local disaster relief efforts.
Well, he never showed up in East Palestine, Ohio… They’re too conservative, and he only gives a crap, as all demwits and RINOs do, about votes.
You don’t vote for them, they will do all they can to make or allow you suffer.
“Come on, man. It’s called a telephone. I just wish someone would explain to me how to use the damn thing. So many buttons. App? I thought you said “nap”? Not a joke.”
Rip Van Biden woke up long enough to use the phone?
I usually wake up long enough to use the bathroom. Usually.
Uncle Al
Monday, 30 September 2024, 21:52 at 9:52 pm
‘@SNS — Maybe we just have to respectfully disagree on this.’
…its not really that I disagree, but unfortunately since this is the guy they stole the election for and is still the putative president, no aid of any kind from the federal government can be released unless Pedo releases it. As it is an election year and they apparently scare him enough still to keep even Jill quiet, they MAY just make him do some good because, optics, but he cant even do THAT if hes going to begrudge even a few hours out of his nappy time.
Besides, God can use ANYONE. Even satan serves God’s purposes, so Im sure the Lord can use the devils diminished minion if He so chooses.
But Pedo has to show up to even try it.
…ponder on the words of Tolkien as well and consider the similarites between Pedo and Gollum. Both are ancient creatures kept living far beyond their time solely by evil, both are thoroghly corrupted by trying to seize a power they were not great enough to use, both obsess over the very power thats destroying them, both want to deny that power reverting to their even more evil master for selfish reasons, and both are hateful creatures with disgusting habits and the clear stamp of the evil they took to themselves on their faces and hearts. Neither had any INTENTION of doing good, but BOTH may do good IF they think it serves THEIR selfish and vain interests, and do not discount that both can be made to do good by an even greater power that they cannot even begin to understand…
“Treachery, treachery I fear; treachery of that miserable creature. But so it must be. Let us remember that a traitor may betray himself and do good that he does not intend. It can be so, sometimes. Good night! ‘”
-JRR Tolkien, “The Two Towers”
Meanwhile, Jackass Joe’s historical legacy of total incompetence will go down in History as becoming the first President to become a former President while still in office!