JoJo was a… – IOTW Report

JoJo was a…

As we reported yesterday, Mark Ruffalo, a contender for dumbest man in Hollywood, gave serial child rapist, Joseph Rosenbaum, the cutesy pet name JoJo. It was disgusting.

I had this ear worm as a result –

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn’t last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grassGet back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back Jojo

I was about to rewrite it, and thought maybe I should let the community participate.

Have at it if you are so inclined.

18 Comments on JoJo was a…

  1. Jojo was a pedo, raping little boys,
    He was a demonic runt.
    Jojo lost his mind, and then he found the devil,
    After lust a little hunt.
    Get back, get back,
    Get back to Hell where you belong.
    Get back, get back,
    Get back to Hell where you belong
    Get back, Jojo.

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  2. JoJo was a man? Didn’t know he was a goner
    Thanks to a Rittenhouse blast.
    JoJo left his home somewhere in Kenosha to riot in a commie clash
    Hot lead Hot lead, His ass is right where it belongs (repeat)

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  3. Jojo was a perv
    Always had a boner
    Lots of children in his past
    Jojo left his home in Pedo Arizona
    Looking for Wisconsin ass
    Get back, get back
    You know what you did was wrong

    Jojo shook a bag
    at a boy named Kyle
    Thought he really had it made
    Kyle pumped four rounds
    of full metal jacket into Pedo Jojo
    And then didn’t render aid

    Get back, get back
    To hell
    Where you belong…

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  4. Jojo left his home and traveled to Kenosha
    Joined his fellow dirtbag friends

    Jojo got real mad and said “just shoot me nigga!”
    Took a bullet to the head…

    He dead…
    He dead…
    He fucked around and he found out…
    So long, Jojo

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  5. JoJo was a pervert had a tiny boner
    Stuck it in some children’s ass.
    JoJo went to riot in Kenosha
    High on some killer grass.

    Get Back … &c.

    JoJo had a merry flash of delusion
    Used his skateboard as a club.
    JoJo thought every one was a-scared
    Like the l’il boys he fugged.

    JoJo tried to use his skateboard
    On a young boy named Kyle.
    But Kyle, he wasn’t scared
    And shot him, now JoJo’s in Hell.

    Get Back, &c.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  6. Jojo was a freak who thought he loved a minor
    But for them it was just hell.
    Jojo chased down Kyle out near a Luby’s diner
    Kyle shot and Jojo fell.
    Go back
    Go back
    Go back to hell where you belong!!

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  7. I think we have it somewhere in here…
    an amalgam of many…

    JoJo was a pedo
    always had a boner
    for some minor’s ass

    JoJo went to Wisco
    with his commie buddies
    high on some demonic grass

    Get flak
    Get flak
    Get flak to where he sucks the dong

    Good shot, fellow

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