As we reported yesterday, Mark Ruffalo, a contender for dumbest man in Hollywood, gave serial child rapist, Joseph Rosenbaum, the cutesy pet name JoJo. It was disgusting.
I had this ear worm as a result –
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn’t last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grassGet back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back Jojo
I was about to rewrite it, and thought maybe I should let the community participate.
Have at it if you are so inclined.
First of all, assuming JoJo was a man is problematic.
Jojo was a perv who loved the little children
Till the law caught up with him
Then he chased Kyle with all his leftist buddies
Now he’s just a martyrd wimp
Hot lead!
Hot lead!
Hot lead is what your ass desearved.
Dumbest Man in Hollywood? I dunno, he’s got a LOT of competition…
Jojo was a pedo, raping little boys,
He was a demonic runt.
Jojo lost his mind, and then he found the devil,
After lust a little hunt.
Get back, get back,
Get back to Hell where you belong.
Get back, get back,
Get back to Hell where you belong
Get back, Jojo.
JoJo was a man? Didn’t know he was a goner
Thanks to a Rittenhouse blast.
JoJo left his home somewhere in Kenosha to riot in a commie clash
Hot lead Hot lead, His ass is right where it belongs (repeat)
Kyle says, get back, Jojo.
Jojo was a perv
Always had a boner
Lots of children in his past
Jojo left his home in Pedo Arizona
Looking for Wisconsin ass
Get back, get back
You know what you did was wrong
Jojo shook a bag
at a boy named Kyle
Thought he really had it made
Kyle pumped four rounds
of full metal jacket into Pedo Jojo
And then didn’t render aid
Get back, get back
To hell
Where you belong…
Jojo left his home and traveled to Kenosha
Joined his fellow dirtbag friends
Jojo got real mad and said “just shoot me nigga!”
Took a bullet to the head…
He dead…
He dead…
He fucked around and he found out…
So long, Jojo
JoJo was a pervert had a tiny boner
Stuck it in some children’s ass.
JoJo went to riot in Kenosha
High on some killer grass.
Get Back … &c.
JoJo had a merry flash of delusion
Used his skateboard as a club.
JoJo thought every one was a-scared
Like the l’il boys he fugged.
JoJo tried to use his skateboard
On a young boy named Kyle.
But Kyle, he wasn’t scared
And shot him, now JoJo’s in Hell.
Get Back, &c.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Jojo was a freak who thought he loved a minor
But for them it was just hell.
Jojo chased down Kyle out near a Luby’s diner
Kyle shot and Jojo fell.
Go back
Go back
Go back to hell where you belong!!
I’m not even going to compete against Chalupa. LOL!
Or Cisco Kid! LOL!
Let’s Go Jo Jo!
Jojo was a man who’d show a kid his boner
before he’d stick it up the butt …
Jojo was a man who Rittenhouse shot down for
grabbing at the youngster’s gun …
I think we have it somewhere in here…
an amalgam of many…
JoJo was a pedo
always had a boner
for some minor’s ass
JoJo went to Wisco
with his commie buddies
high on some demonic grass
Get flak
Get flak
Get flak to where he sucks the dong
Good shot, fellow
JoJo is dead, deservedly so, fuck him. Not great lyrics, but they will suffice in this case.