In an interview, the leftist douche, Chuck Todd, said he will actually change the toilet paper in your house if you’re hanging it wrong.
The nerve.
To make matters worse, he changes it TO UNDER!!!!!
I don’t want any arguments out of you deranged types out there. THE PAPER GOES OVER!!!!!
If I have to say JIFF instead of the hard gee GIF, when referring to the image file format .gif, because that’s the way the inventor says it, well… behold—
The toilet paper inventor says OVER.
Case closed.
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Hmmmm. I wonder what R. Crumb’s Tommy Toilet has to say about that?
Unless you have a cat!!!
@Doc… exactly right!! That’s what I’ve always said about this controversy. Probably also not good if you have a toddler.
Chuck U Todd, it goes over.
My late wife preferred it “under.” That was because her long fingernails made it easier that way.
Lacking similar long nails, I prefer it “over.”
We reached a compromise. The one who changed the expended roll got to choose the direction of the hang. Side effect was a race to change the expired roll…so we always had fresh toilet rolls.
My secondary conclusion: women and faggots (or effeminate men) prefer “under” while real men prefer “over.”
Just sayin’.
Why the hell is Chuck Todd in your house??
Ummm, or small Grandkids………..
Chuck, you are a four star retard and a disgrace to the gene pool. Go play on the freeway, here’s box of razor blades. All sane people know it’s Over not Under.
Along with many other disturbing personality quirks he seems to have a unhealthy fixation with matters of a scatological nature.For the safety of the public he should be involuntarily detained and medicated.
I’m not a germophobe, but-
If it is under, think about the fingers that bump against the wall when fishing out the paper. Especially the previous fingers- you know, the ones that weren’t yours. It is a little like inoculation.
Behind the paper roll is a good place for some good cleaning.
todd should get a job at the port-a-potty factory. He could work as a template. He is the perfect asshole.
Chuckie – if you show up at my house to do this, I’ll break BOTH of your arms and kick your ass to the curb! Mess with my toilet paper, will ya??
FINALLY! Toby gets it without me having to say it!
Under invites contact with surfaces other than the paper!!!!
Isn’t it amazing how progressives can be so wrong about even the smallest things. And why are they always obsessed with body parts and bodily functions?
Well as a midget he can’t reach it if it is over the top.
If you ever noticed, he has to sit in high chairs to do interviews.
You rich people and your “Toilet Paper Holders”
I’m still using “Dreams of My Father” (Paperback Edition of course)
I’m just thankful Sheryl Crowe’s “1 square” initiative never became mandatory.
The mussies don’t have that problem. Real mussies don’t use toilet paper. Think of all the money they save? Just sayin.’
Over… under… pretty soon you’re talking about a real mess. Kind of like the ‘Commerce clause.’
White Devil Chuck Todd ain’t talk-um much after Chief Lazlo catches bastard in favorite bush rearranging things, and Chief Lazlo shoves entire roll up him ass.
I’m always over the top.
paper? for the toilet? what will they think of next…
OVER for crap’s sake. A herd of cats have never messed with the toilet paper. Under is just wrong and makes my skin crawl. I admit to being a little OCD about that OVER also loading the dish washer and of course I am right .
I didn’t read Chuck Todd because who cares.
You don’t wipe over. You wipe under…..it’s under all day long….and if you shit in a San-O- lit, you’re already exposed….
Simply monogram the toilet paper with a message so that it has to roll over to read it right.
Such as:
NEVER
LET
CHUCK
TODD
IN
YOUR
HOUSE
Now that II think of it, willysgoatgruff could make Burma Shave versions of this!
I started hanging it under when I was 4 years old. I pulled too much out, and by flipping the roll around, I was able to re-wind it. Been doing it the same way for the same reason ever since. It also tears off easier if hung under.
Bet Chuck didn’t offer complete instructions, if he stopped short of washing your hands after the deed.
That is, if you hang it improperly, you probably also use it improperly by sticking a finger through the paper while wiping and then don’t wash your hands. Even if you use it properly, you should still wash your hands because sometimes fingers have a mind of their own. For example, do you know what your fingers do when you sleep?
WHEN YOU SIT
ON THE TOILET
AT 11:59PM
WHEN THE CLOCK
STRIKES MIDNIGHT
IT’S THE SAME OLD SHIT
DIFFERENT DAY
BURMA SHAVE!
LOL@ TRF….Burma Shave….
Roll your paper under…
It prevents…
Monkey butt…
and a smoother finish…
to a job well done…
At this point, what difference does it make?
So did he wash his hands before or after handling the bog roll? If afterwards, somebody else’s rectal region was innoculated with Chuckie’s intestinal flora. See a doctor. Soon.
Does Chuck Todd even use toilet paper? I think he was describing how to use his left hand.
Chuck Todd will speak to Pelosi to propose legislation and regulations to mandate how Americans wipe their backsides next.
Government has no bounds.
I thought Chuck used Postem notes for toilet paper, so he could leave his messages on someone elses desk that he disagreed with.
Who knows the lyrics to “Stranded”?
Over or under is a matter of personal preference, and there seem to be very strong preferences. (I prefer over.) It’s the strong preferences that’s the important part. Using somebody else’s bathroom and changing the paper to your way is just about the same as saying, “Fuck you!” to your host. It simply isn’t done by civilized and courteous people.
p.s. If you can’t deal with using a roll hung the “wrong” way from time to time, there’s something wrong with you.
I do…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlCdEKiTWg
@BFH: They do…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW2jfdtsaQ
Doesn’t matter. When Chuck gets er done….he’ll still have shit for brains.
All I ask is for there to be enough toilet paper in the first place.
The only way Chuck Todd gets in my home is if I drag his corpse there to saw up in the bathtub; so I can more easily toss the parts in the furnace.
Fur –
Which version of “Stranded”?
I did a DuckDuckGo search for ‘stranded lyrics’
Stranded, stranded on the bathroom bowl.
What do you do when you’re stranded,
and you don’t have a roll?
Well you know you’re a man so you must use your hand
And you do! When you’re stranded.
Sung to the tune of the theme for the tv series Branded. Apologies to Chuck Conners.
I keep a roll free-standing atop the toilet tank.
….Well, he’s a turd!
Did chuck toddler demonstrate how Obama never needed toilet paper because the likes of toddler licked his skinny ass clean every day?
Stranded!
Sittin’ on the toilet bowel.
What do to you when you’re stranded, and you can’t reach a roll.
You prove you’re a man and you use your hand….Aaaawoooooo….
Stranded!
Just hang your toilet paper roll dispenser sideways and you’ll keep everyone happy.
Vietvet – Michelle does that with one of those stand up wooden holders.
It holds a roll of Brawny paper towels for her…
Seems the pervert is just trying to wiggle his way in to my bathroom so he can wipe my ass while he’s in there.
Can we please talk about the toilet seat positions next?
OpenTheDoor – OK, I’ll start….
Anybody can pee on the floor.
Be a man, shit on the ceiling!
TRF –
(Snort)
I’m with grool. the roll sits on top of the tank. next, you people will be insisting that soap needs to be put into some kind of dish thingy.
Well AFTER I flush a bowl of Upchuck Todd, how will he change it THEN? 😳
Who gives a CRAP. As long as my asshole responds and the toilet paper is there.