Topless Barber Arrested – Sorry, you have to click in to see her.
Suzette Ann Hall, known as the ‘Topless Barber” of Longmont, Colorado, was charged for allegedly having multiple husbands. Police documents say that Hall is married to two men and romantically linked to a third, the Longmont Times-Call reported. This isn’t Hall’s first run-in with the law. Back in 2013, she was accused of offering topless haircuts and advertising on Craigslist. Her business partner at the time also told authorities that Hall admitted to using the business to have sex for money.
Longmont police were tipped off to Hall’s multiple marriages when one of her husband’s reportedly called them in October while trying to get his marriage annulled. He and Hall were married in August. Hall’s second husband then told officers that the woman had fled to Wyoming where she ran a brothel. That man had married Hall in 2015, but is now reportedly living in Montana.
I hoid she specialized in happy split endings….
Oh God! BFH, how about a visual assault warning next time?
What hair I have left would rather fall out than have her touch it. That death with dignity thing.
Barf alert!
That used mattress found more than one man to marry her? Ugh.
I was going to ask for some visuals but the mug shot was more than enough. Longmont about 25 miles from Boulder CO and in a culturally distinct universe. In Boulder it would be a vegan topless barber.
Should have tied farming instead of barbering — she looks like she could easily pull a plow.
Did the cops beat the shit outta her, or is that just the way she looks?
“There’s a sucker born every minute.”
izlamo delenda est …