LMAO! Took my son to the San Francisco zoo when he was about 2 yo. Chimp island was always a hoot with the shit tossing apes. One decided to throw a pile and I ducked and it hit the guy behind me. Chimps really do that – be prepared.
Somebody’s real close to being off my Christmas list.
5
Nice.
2
You funny
1
Willys, I’ll stake my reputation at iotw against yours any day of the week…
It’s not even close and you damn well know it!
4
Clickety click click 🙂
2
I hate dirty, gross monkeys
2
Ah Loco…reach right up underneath the brightly colored umbrella and get you one of those brightly colored lollypops….
Don’t worry Willys, joe6 & Brad will be around later to bitch-slap you again and again so you get your nightly S&M fix.
All three of us whooping your ass is far too cruel.
I’ll just sit back and imbibe some soothing libations…
RACIST DOG WHISTEL!
Good point Loco, but I only remember you and Brad quitting to comment for a lengthy time when you all insulted the shit out of MJA….Repudadate that….
Sorry boys. I’m out. You want to fight you’re on your own. To tired to participate. MJA can take care of herself as well as any person I’ve ever met. And I consider her a good friend. Nobody wants to hear these personal feuds. I like you both. Put that energy into meaningful comments. I’m going back to stuffing more mags.
1
Saaaaaaay… Am I supposed to be one of the monkeys here?…
bastard 🙂
3
I agree with Brad.
1
Good choice Brad….can’t answer the accusation, so you deflect….Loco will soon follow….HAHAHA!….
Willy
You’re looking for an enemy. I’m out of that business. LOL
2
Willys, I will give you FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH if you can prove what you just wrote about me.
Not lying, the cash is yours if it were true.
Why make up bullshit?
I did in fact leave iotw for an extended period of time.
I left on my own accord & returned on my own accord.
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
Let me repeat:
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
I wrote why I left and why I returned quite a while back.
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
Why lie about something?
That is such a leftist thing to do.
I’m honest and you are a fucking lying sack of shit.
Fuck off asshole!
All you mutherfuckers iz gay.
But it IS Friday…..so….go nuts.
1
I don’t expect MJA to chime in but I wish she would.
She likely doesn’t want to get involved and I can’t blame her.
Still it would be nice to shove the truth far up your bleeding ass but I understand there is a waiting list…
Brad, did you insult MJA?
Where the fuck is Wills getting this bullshit?
I respect MJA and believe we get along fine?
What the fuck?
I can be called many things and can handle a fair fight but lying about me will get you both barrels.
Burr, did YOU just insult MJA?
What the FUCK man!
Apologize forthwith…
Loco, Brad has gone off on MJA, Farmwife…a whole bunch of skirts.
The only issue is….that was a long ass time ago. Move on. Why we keep rehashing old scandals? Start some new ish.
Loco, why you think MJ is a gay mutherfucker? That’s cold.
1
:rolls cigarette:
1
Don’t give me that “rehashing” BS Burr.
I was LIED about and falsely accused TONIGHT!
I don’t speak for Brad but I damn sure don’t put up with crap from a preeminent douchebag such as Willsgoatgruff
Brad shit all over MJA one night, 4 or 5 years ago. It was a big clusterfuck.
But I’m glad they came to an understanding.
Water under the bridge.
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Loco…you gotta’ mellow out. All I see is you claiming the link worked and willy not believing you.
So? The fuck you let him push your buttons for? Why you even CARE? Just ignore the dude. Write something funny. Have a beer. This is the internet on a Friday night.
1
Thanks Erik, I did not know this.
Still, doesn’t change MY legit argument.
Willys is such an asshole he accused me of the same.
Perhaps he was insinuated I was banned?
Such a dumbfuck.
I cannot abide lying assholes…
Loco…OK, maybe I got it wrong. I forgot why you quit commentating. Explain that again, but in the mean time grab you a multi colored lollypop from underneath the sponsors provided umbrella….
THE LOLLIPOP IS A TRAP!!!!!!!
Burr, you may be right.
I’m stone cold sober now, and being a happy drunk, give me about 90 minutes…
1
Also, I may or may not have been known to wander off for like…..6 months at a shot. Maybe a year. Wandering off is no crime.
DYING WITHOUT A HEADSUP IS.
I have people I talk to. Dying on me is….well, you’re basically saying you’d rather DIE than talk to me. 50 50 on how cold blooded and how dope that is.
1
Speaking of Friday night, it’s a time of relaxation. Couple glasses of wine, a shot of whiskey, kids and grandkids coming over tomorrow, life is good. Burr, a couple days ago I think you remarked that you had fires on two sides of you, has the danger passed?
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Willys, please don’t couch your statement with “maybe.”
You DID get it wrong.
Say so and I will respect you for it.
We all make mistakes, takes a man to admit it.
As for the lollypop comment…W T A F ???
Wind shifted. Meh. Fires gonna’ fire. The cool part is our local airport was used in WW2 as a training base so our rural airport runways are longer than Flagstaff. Big city length. So all the fire planes use it. jets. Helicopters. The fire crews took over one of the big parks by the lakes. Dozens and dozens of trucks, bulldozers, backhoes…
They’ll get the fire out. And move on to the next one the next day. We fly them out. Then all their equipment follows by road.
1
Actually I thought Loco’s comment about the link working for him was kind of humorous and since then he went dark….???
You drunk bastard. You wrote “YEEEEEAAAAH RIIIIIGHT LOCO!!!! you have the credibility of a Tse Tse fly…..”
You can call a man a lot of things….but not a liar.
You should “hey man, my bad” the dude and mentally buy him a shot.
Fudge. Erry’ body went on a beer run.
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Willys, I don’t mind someone giving me grief but I don’t always get where you are coming from.
If joe6 or Brad give me shit I know where they are coming from and vice versa.
I don’t look for fights and prefer general snark and hellraising.
We can all get along fine here.
Truce?
Ok, BFH, I admit, ya got me. I touched the arrow about half-a-dozen times before I got the joke. And a good joke it is, I have to admit.
But in my defense, sometimes I have dry fingertips, so links that should work, sometimes don’t. I have to wet my fingertips to get things started again.
And, it’s been a long week, it’s Friday night, I’m tired and sleepy, and I’m off to bed.
Goodnight all.
1
MJA, one night, told me to, “SHUDDUP!”
I was fucking incense, I mean (burrrp) incensed. How dare she cast dispersions?
First of all, we must internalize the ‘flatulation’ of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the ‘Indianisian’ proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I’d like to continue the ‘redundance’ of my quote, unquote ‘intestinal tract’, you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent – excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the ‘Afro-disiatic’ symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word ‘jalapeno’.
2
In Living Color was legit!
2
Burr….Tse Tse flies were always known to say nothing but the truth….
1
I lost my Great Grandfather to a Tsetse fly in Bolivia in the 20’s so that must have been what triggered me…
1
Why are all these flies hovering about my dick?
1
“Why are all these flies hovering about my dick?”
Guy in front of you stopped to fast? That’s my go to.
That was schmucky!
That link doesn’t work
I only clicked twice….so there…plfffst!…..but I bet some tried to read the article….
Q: “How do you keep a moron in suspense?”
A: “I’ll tell you later…”
Pressed that damn arrow 5 times. Now I have to go register as a demoncrat
Jokes on you…my link worked!
YEEEEEAAAAH RIIIIIGHT LOCO!!!! you have the credibility of a Tse Tse fly…..
And what do monkeys do when they’re pissed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw
Come on guys, you have to donate over $200 per year to Fur for working links.
Get with it. Obviously Loco is a big time supporter.
🦧🐒🐵it didn’t work and I’ll wait for you to tell me what happens.
I worked just fine on the 57th click!
Ironic click bait.
I went to youtube and it’s the same thing.
That’s easy – put a chimp pansy in make up, heels, and a dress.
General Malaise April 29, 2022 at 6:18 pm
And what do monkeys do when they’re pissed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw
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LMAO! Took my son to the San Francisco zoo when he was about 2 yo. Chimp island was always a hoot with the shit tossing apes. One decided to throw a pile and I ducked and it hit the guy behind me. Chimps really do that – be prepared.
I have missed Lancelot Link until I ran into Brad and Joe6pak…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FguJqN5VQw
Okay peeps, here’s the How to Prank a Monkey video, Google is your friend. 🙂
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/ks032y/how_to_prank_a_monkey/
Somebody’s real close to being off my Christmas list.
Nice.
You funny
Willys, I’ll stake my reputation at iotw against yours any day of the week…
It’s not even close and you damn well know it!
Clickety click click 🙂
I hate dirty, gross monkeys
Ah Loco…reach right up underneath the brightly colored umbrella and get you one of those brightly colored lollypops….
Don’t worry Willys, joe6 & Brad will be around later to bitch-slap you again and again so you get your nightly S&M fix.
All three of us whooping your ass is far too cruel.
I’ll just sit back and imbibe some soothing libations…
RACIST DOG WHISTEL!
Good point Loco, but I only remember you and Brad quitting to comment for a lengthy time when you all insulted the shit out of MJA….Repudadate that….
Sorry boys. I’m out. You want to fight you’re on your own. To tired to participate. MJA can take care of herself as well as any person I’ve ever met. And I consider her a good friend. Nobody wants to hear these personal feuds. I like you both. Put that energy into meaningful comments. I’m going back to stuffing more mags.
Saaaaaaay… Am I supposed to be one of the monkeys here?…
bastard 🙂
I agree with Brad.
Good choice Brad….can’t answer the accusation, so you deflect….Loco will soon follow….HAHAHA!….
Willy
You’re looking for an enemy. I’m out of that business. LOL
Willys, I will give you FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH if you can prove what you just wrote about me.
Not lying, the cash is yours if it were true.
Why make up bullshit?
I did in fact leave iotw for an extended period of time.
I left on my own accord & returned on my own accord.
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
Let me repeat:
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
I wrote why I left and why I returned quite a while back.
NOTHING TO DO WITH MJA WHATSOEVER!
Why lie about something?
That is such a leftist thing to do.
I’m honest and you are a fucking lying sack of shit.
Fuck off asshole!
All you mutherfuckers iz gay.
But it IS Friday…..so….go nuts.
I don’t expect MJA to chime in but I wish she would.
She likely doesn’t want to get involved and I can’t blame her.
Still it would be nice to shove the truth far up your bleeding ass but I understand there is a waiting list…
Brad, did you insult MJA?
Where the fuck is Wills getting this bullshit?
I respect MJA and believe we get along fine?
What the fuck?
I can be called many things and can handle a fair fight but lying about me will get you both barrels.
Burr, did YOU just insult MJA?
What the FUCK man!
Apologize forthwith…
Loco, Brad has gone off on MJA, Farmwife…a whole bunch of skirts.
The only issue is….that was a long ass time ago. Move on. Why we keep rehashing old scandals? Start some new ish.
Loco, why you think MJ is a gay mutherfucker? That’s cold.
:rolls cigarette:
Don’t give me that “rehashing” BS Burr.
I was LIED about and falsely accused TONIGHT!
I don’t speak for Brad but I damn sure don’t put up with crap from a preeminent douchebag such as Willsgoatgruff
Brad shit all over MJA one night, 4 or 5 years ago. It was a big clusterfuck.
But I’m glad they came to an understanding.
Water under the bridge.
Loco…you gotta’ mellow out. All I see is you claiming the link worked and willy not believing you.
So? The fuck you let him push your buttons for? Why you even CARE? Just ignore the dude. Write something funny. Have a beer. This is the internet on a Friday night.
Thanks Erik, I did not know this.
Still, doesn’t change MY legit argument.
Willys is such an asshole he accused me of the same.
Perhaps he was insinuated I was banned?
Such a dumbfuck.
I cannot abide lying assholes…
Loco…OK, maybe I got it wrong. I forgot why you quit commentating. Explain that again, but in the mean time grab you a multi colored lollypop from underneath the sponsors provided umbrella….
THE LOLLIPOP IS A TRAP!!!!!!!
Burr, you may be right.
I’m stone cold sober now, and being a happy drunk, give me about 90 minutes…
Also, I may or may not have been known to wander off for like…..6 months at a shot. Maybe a year. Wandering off is no crime.
DYING WITHOUT A HEADSUP IS.
I have people I talk to. Dying on me is….well, you’re basically saying you’d rather DIE than talk to me. 50 50 on how cold blooded and how dope that is.
Speaking of Friday night, it’s a time of relaxation. Couple glasses of wine, a shot of whiskey, kids and grandkids coming over tomorrow, life is good. Burr, a couple days ago I think you remarked that you had fires on two sides of you, has the danger passed?
Willys, please don’t couch your statement with “maybe.”
You DID get it wrong.
Say so and I will respect you for it.
We all make mistakes, takes a man to admit it.
As for the lollypop comment…W T A F ???
Wind shifted. Meh. Fires gonna’ fire. The cool part is our local airport was used in WW2 as a training base so our rural airport runways are longer than Flagstaff. Big city length. So all the fire planes use it. jets. Helicopters. The fire crews took over one of the big parks by the lakes. Dozens and dozens of trucks, bulldozers, backhoes…
They’ll get the fire out. And move on to the next one the next day. We fly them out. Then all their equipment follows by road.
Actually I thought Loco’s comment about the link working for him was kind of humorous and since then he went dark….???
You drunk bastard. You wrote “YEEEEEAAAAH RIIIIIGHT LOCO!!!! you have the credibility of a Tse Tse fly…..”
You can call a man a lot of things….but not a liar.
You should “hey man, my bad” the dude and mentally buy him a shot.
Fudge. Erry’ body went on a beer run.
Willys, I don’t mind someone giving me grief but I don’t always get where you are coming from.
If joe6 or Brad give me shit I know where they are coming from and vice versa.
I don’t look for fights and prefer general snark and hellraising.
We can all get along fine here.
Truce?
Ok, BFH, I admit, ya got me. I touched the arrow about half-a-dozen times before I got the joke. And a good joke it is, I have to admit.
But in my defense, sometimes I have dry fingertips, so links that should work, sometimes don’t. I have to wet my fingertips to get things started again.
And, it’s been a long week, it’s Friday night, I’m tired and sleepy, and I’m off to bed.
Goodnight all.
MJA, one night, told me to, “SHUDDUP!”
I was fucking incense, I mean (burrrp) incensed. How dare she cast dispersions?
First of all, we must internalize the ‘flatulation’ of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the ‘Indianisian’ proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I’d like to continue the ‘redundance’ of my quote, unquote ‘intestinal tract’, you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent – excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the ‘Afro-disiatic’ symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word ‘jalapeno’.
In Living Color was legit!
Burr….Tse Tse flies were always known to say nothing but the truth….
I lost my Great Grandfather to a Tsetse fly in Bolivia in the 20’s so that must have been what triggered me…
Why are all these flies hovering about my dick?
“Why are all these flies hovering about my dick?”
Guy in front of you stopped to fast? That’s my go to.