The kid’s Democrat lawyer will show that this was clearly a case of parental entrapment, exacerbated by the negative effects of a Trump Presidency on a young and impressionable mind. He will likely be sentenced to dinos served and given a suspended timeout, contingent on improved behavior with his new advent calendar.
That was excellent.
Is that where the precocious ones come from?
Open and shut case.
Pre-cocious
The kid’s Democrat lawyer will show that this was clearly a case of parental entrapment, exacerbated by the negative effects of a Trump Presidency on a young and impressionable mind. He will likely be sentenced to dinos served and given a suspended timeout, contingent on improved behavior with his new advent calendar.
That elf is such a snitch.