Cardigan update –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL4lSavSepc
Smoking Gun–A Wisconsin woman who went to Kmart to return merchandise left behind a repulsive surprise for workers, according to police.
Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and 
defecated in a box full of store security tags.
At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted.
Alerted by a “funky” odor, an unfortunate Kmart employee discovered the soiled cardboard box, which was leaking urine, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint filed yesterday against Jacobson.
A review of store security footage revealed that Jacobson (seen above) entered the business Monday morning and approached the customer service desk, where she sought to return merchandise.
As detailed in the complaint, Jacobson is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she“loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register. After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter. When Jacobson was finished, she is seen approaching the customer service desk again.”
ht/ rob e.
Seems she’d have been more at home in a Walmart…
Democrat. Guaranfuckingteed.
Demonrat.
Obola supporter.
Idolized Ted Kennedy.
Thinks Moose is “the most elegant first lady, evah!”
Believes the Tea Party is racist.
Damn!
There are some whacked out, disgusting people out roaming loose. I did a stint working at a K-mart when I was 16, and someone crapped on the floor in the main aisle. No one could figure out how someone could do that without being noticed. It should be legal to shoot people who do stuff like that.
They do that at MuHammaD-Mart all the time.
Isn’t that the mole that runs the White House Valerie Jared?
That’s a picture of the pinched loaf, right? Please tell me I’m right.
Hey… At least she didn’t ship her pants.
That’s a face that could launch 1000 ships AWAY from Troy!
What? No burqa?
Usually with stories like these, that contain the word “Wisconsin,” also comes with the word “alcohol.”
I can’t find that word in this article.
Maybe it’s that muzzle woman who pinched a loaf on the sidewalk.
Cardigan,
Thas some funny ship right there!
I’ll drive four miles to Wal-Mart before shopping the K-mart two blocks away.
I wonder how they got her to sit still for a mug shot without her burka?
(I use the word “her” suspiciously)
There is not a Kmart anywhere near me now, but I always hated the store when we did have one. Walmart is a giant step UP.
Ironically, that actually perked the place up!
KMart is so sad and depressing they should branch out into the mortuary business.
Spent an hour and a half there last night returning something I bought online.
I had tears running down my cheeks as I left.