Eight wigs had to be euthanized.
h/t SNS
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Now that’s what I call one BIG pile of shit.
I SOLVED THE PUZZLE WITHOUT CLICKING
One cultural aspect certain types doesn’t need to worry about being “appropriated”, they can own this one.
She’s a real shithead.
…something stinks about this whole thing…
…but I do enjoy that the Wichita PD actually have a sense of humor…
“We’ve already confirmed that this is NOT Amber Heard so please stop calling and emailing that info,” the department quipped in the comments.
…perhaps she was just trying on merkins and the squat got to her after too many Big Macs…
Oh! The hairmanity!
She deficated in the aisle and damaged 8 wigs. Were the wigs on the floor or did she somehow direct the spray, you know, like a skunk?
This was a job for Toiletman
Amber Heard was unavailable for comment.
Did she use the wigs to wipe herself, or did she just spray like a hippo?
https://youtu.be/Nw5GVLbZzs0
I wish they would stop using the euphemism “going to the bathroom” when referring to someone who just shit all over the place
The Scatman
MAY 20, 2022 AT 2:12 PM
…your theme song…
https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8
“…and you should have seen that poor little monkey trying to shove the cork back in that elephant’s ass.”
“Cleanup on aisle 2…3…um, aisle 4…”
Stacy Abrams was last seen waddling from the scene, w/brown eruption stains still dripping down her hamhocks.
What’s her name? Lotta Poope? (my 10th grade humor comes back when I read stories like this).
How do you euthanize a shitty wig? Enquiring minds want to know.
…and, if you missed it, WPD has tagged her as “Public Enemy Number 2″…
Recognized her a soon as I saw the picture.
That’s Diaretha from the projects.
Might want to check and make sure her sister, Peeresious, wasn’t with her.
BIDEN??? Biden????
…apparently, they identified her. But they aren’t sharing with us.
https://mobile.twitter.com/wichitapolice/status/1526606971088031744
…still, good on them. Maybe now she can be brought to the bar of justice.
Or at least the bidet of hygiene…
Likely the fat-ass gluttonous obese pig BLM woman who bought herself a mansion after stealing monies and savaging small businesses and neighborhoods, all which was paid for by the dark-web democrat party. All the nation’s baby formula is likely stored in that butt which looks like a coupla pigs dancing.