Her and her producers are “unsure” of who threw them and who the targets were.
This might give her a clue-
Portland Police Chief Says Antifa Protesters Used Slingshot to Launch Urine and Feces-Filled Balloons at Riot Cops
Oregon Police Chief Michael Marshman revealed on Friday that riot cops forced Antifa protesters out of local parks during a Jun. 4 protest after the anti-facist group began launching balloons filled with feces, urine…
—I Think They’re Throwing Pi$$ and $hit –
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Like the lefty reporters who struggle to find the motive of a guy who shouts Allahu Akbar before killing 50 people, Couric and company are struggling to figure out who doused her with pi$$ and $hit.
Seems fitting, Katie Couric spent her life in a toilet.
Such a good little journalist who can’t figure this out! I can think of a few other people I would like to see this happen to…but this is a good start.
Somehow Katie and Company will try to blame Trump and/or Unite the Right, even though neither were there.
and the ever-present army of morons and their cell phones…
Amazing that people are so motivated to participate in these events, yet spend so little time to look into whats really going on around them. The larger the crowd the smaller the IQ.
Who is it that keeps thinking its a great idea to have clueless people presenting us the news?
I laugh every time I see Catie doing her spastic chicken dance. She thought she was being sooo sexy and alluring, but….
How could she tell?
Lucky they were just flinging shit. Rocks and soda cans filled with concrete are a lot more painful. It’s just a matter of time before they kill someone.
Now that’s the type of “Friendly Fire” I can live with!
I am sure the Portland Police chief was punished for his inadvertent revelation of the truth.
I’m reminded of the Southpark episode where the height of a pile of feces is measured in Courics.
I just love it when the crazies turn on each other. When you play with snakes its just a matter of time.
Crud to crud, asses to asses….
No one ever likes meeting long, lost relatives when they show up unannounced.
I’m surprised she didn’t recognize the resemblance.
Couric is shocked that she was splattered with leftist brain matter. Hordes cheer.
Now, as I remember my last trip to the Zoo … there was one cage in particular that had Plexiglas in front cuz the denizens flung poo … what cage was that?
Gee, I can’t remember.
Gazelles? Nope.
Kangaroos? Nope.
Tigers? Nope.
Ostriches? Nope.
Dik Dik? Nope.
Bears? Nope.
Dang it! Just can’t seem to recall …
izlamo delenda est …
No problem for her as that is what she uses for her makeup foundation base!
I’m still stuck on the thought that someone would stoup to putting sh*t in a balloon. These are some batsh*t crazy people.
I enjoy seeing her get “dumped” on.
Rock paper scissors Lizard Spok.
Loser has to load the fartillary
Imagine the logistics of somehow forcing your own feces (who else’s?)down the stretched neck of a little balloon.
Funnels? Fingers? Mom asking why her basement area stinks so bad?
ANTIFA needs to be declared a domestic terrorist organization and banned.
Corporate donors and academic enablers need to be prosecuted.
RICO will get the attention of CEOs and Dem mayors, fast.
Where in hell is AG Jeff Sessions, The Invisible Man?
Where is DHS?
There are a dozen Federal LE agencies that can criminalize ANTIFA and BLM with the stroke of a pen. Where are they in this?
So when do we find out Courics grandfather was a NAZI or KKK Grand Wizard ??
Remember when the democRATs called the Tea Party “Domestic Terrorists” because mature, patriotic people showed up to demonstrate for American principles and then actually cleaned up after themselves?
Gee wish I had thought of that
Someone once told me that Katie was into water sports and scat, but I never believed it until now.
This couldn’t have happened to a better candidate. Keep getting out there in the middle of the literal shit show, Katie, and report all the news! We can’t wait to hear more!
Monkeys throw their feces. Antifa throw their feces AND urine, hence, they’re worse than monkeys.
I would have figured she’d be used to waking up like that after the party…
You and your media buddies made these animals, Katie. Enjoy!
Finally Karma has arrived.
GOOD, COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A BETTER PERSON THAN KATIE COURIC!!!
Couric won’t even notice the smell. She’s used to it. That’s basically the same contents as her reports.
That’s not who we are.
But that’s who she belongs with
Taste it, Katie!
She’s been slinging crap for years. Turnabout is fair play and made better by the fact, it’s her leftist comrades doing it. Bet that wiped the stupid smile off her face.
Wow!
Looks like shit!
Feels like shit!
Smells like shit!
Damn! It even tastes like shit!
Even kinda crunchy, like shit!
Hmm … sticks to my teeth like shit!
Sure glad I didn’t step in it!
NO MYSTERY
It’s the boomerang effect. Katie threw shit and piss on herself.
A good question, just how is it they get feces in a balloon? Fill their mouths and just perform the same process as inflating one with air?
Wish I could have seen the dance she did after being slathered with someones sheet.
And she liked it!
Usually, she has to pay big bucks for that.
I would think they put their shit in water and then funnel it into the balloons as mostly liquid. Just guessing mind you, I have zero personal experience doing anything like this.
TRIGGER WARNING!
You don’t fill the “balloon.” You coat the “balloon,” somehow. Then you roll it inside out as you remove it. Tie it off. And it’s ready to throw.
I believe it was one of the credentialed who advised having your herd do what they enjoy.
It must be sad to not be able to offer Elaine any dance moves.
I find it interesting that a person who won’t eat gluten will tongue an asshole after two craft beers.
The moment they said they were “unsure” of who threw the crap you know they knew it was antifa/left.
Time to stand back and start hunting monkeys.