Karnac says, name three things that’ll tighten your sausage garage.
Women, forever seeking a tweaking, have embraced a ridiculous claim in order to “rejuvenate” the nether region – ground up oak galls.
An oak gall is a deformation in an oak tree created by wasps. It looks like this-
You’re supposed to make a paste out of it.
When applied it burns, and it dries out the vagina (that’s not good) causing it to shrink.
Doctors say it increases the chance of all sorts of ailments, not the least of which is an increased chance of contracting HIV.
So, you’ll have a tight one that no one will wanna get anywhere near.
ht/ PHenry
Seriously?
Even the Onion couldn’t have come up with this one.
P.S. Trump just made the climate great again.
Man, talk about woman-made climate change.
That’ll give you that corduroy squeak when you walk, could start a fire.
Who sits around day all thinking up this stuff?
It will be left wing women who use this so this will keep them from procreating–I am all for it!
Habanero peppers ought to do the trick.
Just put a handful in the blender, seeds and all, then slap a handful of the mash on your nether region.
It won’t tighten anything up except your sphincter muscle, but you won’t care after the pain goes away and your man won’t care either (unless you didn’t get all the pepper mash cleaned off.
So this is how the Women’s Movement ends–exchanging nonsensical Tricks of the Trade for sagging hoo-ha’s from ageing Victorian prostitutes.
Paging Gwyneth Paltrow.
Aunty Maxines Post-Pool-Paste
A Right Mighty Tighty
Wickener and Curl Relaxer
The Germans called it the Kegelwagen. We just call it The Griffin.
To hell with oak galls, I want to know more about that miniature cat.
So now oak trees have teh AIDS? See! Forests be racist.
Tiiiihneee pussies…..
I thought that steam cleaning was supposed to do the same thing and also make it hypo-hygienic!
I knew if you posted about this there’d be trouble.
Teeheehee.
It’s vayjayjay Thursday!!!
Is that what women chat about when they make a gang visit to the potty room “who has the tightest Vagina”? Inquiring minds want to know!
I was going to suggest an alum douche as a joke, but just out of curiosity I Googled it first, and guess what?
http://vagifirmreview.com/how-to-make-your-vag-tighter-instantly-with-alum-powder/
😉
A friend of mine once saw a gal smoke a cigarette and then blow smoke rings out of her hoo hoo….take it as you want, I wasn’t there….
I saw that.
Ping Pong played a part.
Oh, okay. So it is photoshopped. Was wondering. No kitties (pussies) that small.
Steyn had a hay day today on Rush with this story!
Jclady.
I heard Steyn and had to look it up and get it to BFH immediately. It was my obligation to do so.
Does it work on bungholes, too? I,I,I, um, uh just asking for a friend.
This calls for the 3 inch Aurora Borealis Teardrop Test. Get your girlfriend to stick the small Vaselined end into her twat with just a nubbin sticking out. Have her jump around and if she can keep it from slipping out – well hey Mack, she’s a keeper.
https://www.amazon.com/Violet-Aurora-Borealis-Teardrop-Ornament/dp/B00B0IUOMA/ref=sr_1_33?ie=UTF8&qid=1496369653&sr=8-33&keywords=glass+teardrops
I got to go with Anonymous on this ….. REALLY? Maybe some of us have cartilage crushing *intensity* ….. down there . Like arm wrestling. 🙂