Patriot Retort:
The sad, downward spiral of Keith Olbermann.
Last night the shrieking harpie in horn-rimmed glasses announced he was calling it quits.
Keith Olbermann will no longer broadcast his bizarre, spittle-flying YouTube screeds for GQ anymore.
I know!
Not since Corky’s Cavalcade of Disco ended its long-time run on public access has America been so heartbroken.
Okay, I made up that part.
And, no. I doubt Keith is calling it quits to avoid a sexual harassment scandal. Although, given the timing, I’m not surprised if you think that.
[Though, in the interests of full disclosure, I’m wondering if that’s why Luis Gutierrez is retiring.]
No, I think it’s more likely that Olbermann’s “employer” GQ gave him the old heave-ho.
Last week, after Twitter announced their “deverifying” of accounts, the most frequent counter-argument against them was the fact that this foul-mouthed, unhinged lunatic still had a verified blue checkmark.
As a result, Keith’s special brand of crazy was getting more attention than usual. read more
No one will miss him more than Diogenes! LMAO
Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
How does it benefit us when liberals behave themselves or go dark?
I want every foaming-at-the-mouth crazy to be on full display at all times.
Replace Pelosi? Why? So a YOUNGER swamp liberal takes her place? No, keep her there.
I had no idea Olberfuck was still around.
Agree with PHenry. Wasn’t aware that he had started. Did I miss anything good?
PHenry You hit the nail with a 500 lb. sledge hammer!
And stay outta Woolworth’s!!!
Bayouwolf, is that ALL the Woolworth’s, or only the one?
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LOL@MJA!
Truth be told, his mom wanted the basement back for her sewing circle.
I haven’t seen a Woolworth’s open since the late 70’s or early 80’s. There used to be one in the mall where the local Walmart is now.
Keith can always entertain us by walking up and down the aisles of Walmart while screaming at Bush.
Is he still on 7 other failing cable channels?
If GayQueen magazine doesn’t even want him, what’s next?
His 14 listeners are distraught and suicidal.
NO MORE KEITH OLBERMANN? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! WHO CAN I SCREAM WITH NOW? I MAY HAVE TO STOP WRITING KUDOS TO KEITH IN ALL CAPS!!! I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY EXCLAMATION MARK ANYMORE!!! I WILL BE FORCED TO USE REGULAR KEYBOARD CLEANER INSTEAD OF SPITTLE TO CLEAN MY KEYBOARD AND MONITOR!!! YAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
He’ll be yelling at imaginary people in a 7-11 parking lot in no time.
another one I don’t care about. 🙂
So, when does his equally dishonest, incompetent, nasty and loony failed little brother, J. Scaborough, join him? Or is squeezing Muka daily keeping him on the safe side of the law?
I’m guessing more that the Secret Service gave him a visit and told him that if he persisted with his unhinged psychotic bullshit threats against the President, he might find himself in a Supermax prison with his big fat mouth crammed full of a big black cock.
Well, there goes any hope of the sun coming up tomorrow. Or not. What a silly douche of a man.
The flush never gets old.
https://youtu.be/NWOpAMknr6Y
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@Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk: Are you really Benito the Bombed Screamer under another screen name?
We haven’t heard much from Benny of late.
Oh NOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
What will his fans do?
There’s gonna be two really sad people somewhere getting furiously drunk.
izlamo delenda est …
@Viet Vet: No, I’m not Benito. I just like to scream in all caps like Olbermann from time to time.
“Keith Olbermann will no longer broadcast his bizarre, spittle-flying YouTube screeds for GQ anymore.”
Had no idea that’s what he was doing. My question is why isn’t he thrown off twitter yet?