Keith Olbermann Quits! – IOTW Report

Keith Olbermann Quits!

 

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The sad, downward spiral of Keith Olbermann.

Last night the shrieking harpie in horn-rimmed glasses announced he was calling it quits.

Keith Olbermann will no longer broadcast his bizarre, spittle-flying YouTube screeds for GQ anymore.

I know!

Not since Corky’s Cavalcade of Disco ended its long-time run on public access has America been so heartbroken.

Okay, I made up that part.

And, no. I doubt Keith is calling it quits to avoid a sexual harassment scandal. Although, given the timing, I’m not surprised if you think that.

[Though, in the interests of full disclosure, I’m wondering if that’s why Luis Gutierrez is retiring.]

No, I think it’s more likely that Olbermann’s “employer” GQ gave him the old heave-ho.

Last week, after Twitter announced their “deverifying” of accounts, the most frequent counter-argument against them was the fact that this foul-mouthed, unhinged lunatic still had a verified blue checkmark.

As a result, Keith’s special brand of crazy was getting more attention than usual.  read more

25 Comments on Keith Olbermann Quits!

  1. How does it benefit us when liberals behave themselves or go dark?

    I want every foaming-at-the-mouth crazy to be on full display at all times.

    Replace Pelosi? Why? So a YOUNGER swamp liberal takes her place? No, keep her there.

  2. NO MORE KEITH OLBERMANN? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! WHO CAN I SCREAM WITH NOW? I MAY HAVE TO STOP WRITING KUDOS TO KEITH IN ALL CAPS!!! I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY EXCLAMATION MARK ANYMORE!!! I WILL BE FORCED TO USE REGULAR KEYBOARD CLEANER INSTEAD OF SPITTLE TO CLEAN MY KEYBOARD AND MONITOR!!! YAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  3. So, when does his equally dishonest, incompetent, nasty and loony failed little brother, J. Scaborough, join him? Or is squeezing Muka daily keeping him on the safe side of the law?

  4. I’m guessing more that the Secret Service gave him a visit and told him that if he persisted with his unhinged psychotic bullshit threats against the President, he might find himself in a Supermax prison with his big fat mouth crammed full of a big black cock.

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