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On this episode of “Who Didn’t See This Coming?”… Kellogg’s has announced the creation of a new “woke” cereal, America. Ready? The formerly legendary cereal maker, in partnership with the LGBTQ+ media organization GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), has released a Pride-themed cereal called “Together With Pride.”
Spoiler: As noted by The Right Scoop, the new woke cereal even asks kids which genders they prefer to use — on the side of the box. More
This is EXACTLY what W.K. Kellogg had in mind when he developed his company.
From cornflakes to snowflakes. They grow up so fast.
This type of pandering really doesn’t bother me. “Wokeness” drives the culture and the culture right now to anti-white, anti-work, anti-free speech, anti-God, and anti-personal responsibility.
My “outrage” bucket is full, meaning that if I pour something else in, something will spill out the other side. Right now I’m focused on the plethora of internal crises our country is now facing; the guy in charge (President Houseplant) is a walking corpse, inflation, high unemployment, currency approaching worthlessness, an exploding Middle-East, a nonexistent southern border, socialists running our government, and our personal freedoms endangered.
Cereal with effeminate cartoon characters on the box targeting cock-suckers is low on my list.
If the kids become fully woke they won’t want Kellogg’s for breakfast!
Also from Kellogg’s…
— Cornhole Flakes
— Cinnamon Mini Bungs
— Graham Crack Ho’s
— Monster Poops
— Apple Jackoffs
— Coca Pops
— Mini-Queefs
— Product 1984
My wife is a cereal eater, I guarantee you, you won’t find that in this household.
Put Bruce Jenner on the box. He’s used to switching teams.
They’re GGGGGGAY!
Whole foods for breakfast. This processed crap in boxes is not healthy.
Unca Al, you left out
Queerios
Rainbow Flags n’ Dildos
Butt Nuts
and introducing
Sodom-Os
Sugar Frosted Twinks
Fruity Bastards
How about ‘Perverts in a Box’!
This woke-ness BS is putting the Babylon Bee out of business!
Jason May 14, 2021 at 11:16 am
This is EXACTLY what W.K. Kellogg had in mind when he developed his company.
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If you know the history of Kelloggs, JH Kellogg was a member of the Seventh-day Adventist church in its early stages. He was also a eugenicist. He was disfellowshipped in 1907 because he disagreed with their founding leader Ellen G. White, who was a nut case in her own right. The Seventh-day Adventist still hold on to many of her teachings, and distanced themselves from the Kellogg brand.
We dumped Kellogg after they walked out of President Trump’s business round table.
It’s the Queering of America. God is gonna zap these perverts.
Haven’t bought anything Kellogg’s for ages.
They got anti Trump and woke years ago.
Now you can eat a dick for breakfast! With nine essential vitamins and minerals, part of a complete breakfast.
@Uncle Al. “Cornhole flakes.” I don’t care who you are, That’s funny shit right there. 😂
Can the kiddos send in a dozen box tops and get a free gerbil?
Eddie Murphy’s Carson appearance in the 80’s foreshadowed these names.
Watch Eddie Murphy’s old routine about all the kids named after breakfast cereals. “FRUIT Loops” and “Lucky Charms” pretty much covered it already. 🤮
I was in the UK in 2018. At a hotel where we stayed they had single serve boxes of Kellogg’s cereal. Besides the English, the boxes also had Arabic on them.
NIdahoCatholic, why not make it a hedgehog since it has spikes. I don’t eat much cereal any more, Grapenuts on occasion, raisin, date and walnut oatmeal or the cheap Malto-meal variety type of cereal when it’s on sale. You might say Kellogg’s has become a cereal killer with this woke BS.
Would Kellogg’s Pep cereal which used to sponsor the old time Superman radio show for kids back in the 40’s and early 50’s now have real pep pills in it?
Enter store, place cereal box on floor, stomp.